My phone is always so greasy it's hard to type on it...

[Mister Obvious]

Different phone, same problem.

Like I can type on it, that's not the problem...

It's just sooooooo greasy.

[spic]

Has this pandemic taught you nothing..after rubbing one out..clean your hands

... Do you happen to be one of these glasses wearing people who always has dirty glasses.... I am always taking my olds mans off his head and cleaning them..... I just don't know how people can wear them like that....you need glasses for an impeded sight already...don't make it worse.....

My sunnies have to be clean or I get focused on the smudge mark...so annoying

[Mister Obvious]

You gotta use toilet paper to clean your glasses to a perfect streak/blur free clarity...

Unfortunately, with the pandemic and what not...

That toilet paper thingy, yeah. It's a problem.

[Mister Obvious]

So greasy.

How.

How the fuck does it get this way.

[Atma]

I blame chips! I used to eat a LOT of chips; all different types. Doritos. Fritos. Tostitos. Cheetos. So forth. And back then my phone was always greasy. Chips leave so much grease on your fingers. I've never used wetnaps, but I bet if I did, my phone would have been less greasy. I don't eat chips anymore, and my phone is not greasy.

However, for some reason my glasses are always kind of... not greasy but just kind of constantly in a state where they need to be wiped. And when I try and wipe them, it just seems to move the fog around instead of away. I blame the glasses in this case (no pun intended), because it started when I purchased this pair. Before these glasses, I would just need to clean the lenses like once a day, but now it's hourly.

[Mister Obvious]

I think this is lotion or something!!!

I clean the phone of all the grease every night before bed, and I guess I got lotion on it after that.

It's just straight nasty!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Then there was the one night when I decided to whip out this bottle of what I thought was rubbing alcohol and REALLY get that shit off!

Well...

Turns out it was a repurposed bottle (hoarded in 2020 when we all thought the world was gonna end) and it was actually ALMOND OIL.

[Mister Obvious]

Makes you wanna drop it in the toilet just to get it clean!!!