They're firing the cannon again!!!
God bless America!!!
These are my people...

To the asshole who just woke the whole neighborhood up with the loudest gun ever: thanks.
It’s WTF-thirty and NO ONNNEEEEE wanted to be conscious right now.
Those are your people, toots!

(10-01-2018, 04:11 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I mean LMFAO how can anyone not love America and not love the fact that you can basically just fire a fucking cannon in your backyard and nobody's saying SHIT.
Uh yes, we have a Mr. Samuel L. Jackson on line 1:
"Who the fuck's firing off a GOTdamn cannon 'round here? Crazy muthafuckas!!"

Im a secret agent from the ATF. Please shoot more cannons I love you bitches!
You can always tell when shit is starting to get squirrely on the world stage because my neighbors get super excited about their 50 cal. again.
They were literally in my back yard deer hunting for the past few mornings too, but at least they know there's no chance I'm awake and roaming around at that hour. I love these folks, but... I think they assume I can't make boom-boom and they feel like they can dominate me. Which is kind of hot.
Fannie, we could pretend that a war is going on the next time the shooting starts.
The 1960's combat uniform was form fitting and made for smaller frames, so it'll fit me just right.
The Israeli combat uniform seems to be based on it.
If you have a tornado shelter or cellar, we could make it into a bunker.
(09-15-2023, 05:13 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]The 1960's combat uniform was form fitting and made for smaller frames, so it'll fit me just right.
That's so fucking hot.
It's high caliber rapid fire Sunday, folks!?!
My, they're having fun this evening.
I mean, I am too, don't get me wrong. Just... in a different way, lmao.
They're at it again...

Pretty sure they didn't whip out the cannon last year...
Wonder what's the cause for the celebration this time?