He spit on a napkin and started wiping.

I was like really? In this day and age you should know better. 

The only thing that concerns me is that this is probably not the first time he has done that, just the first time in 15 years that I caught him doing that.

I used a dab of spit on a paper towel to clean a little dried drop of coffee off my desk the other day...

It did disgust me though.

The water was all the way on the other side of the desk.

  

lol you should settle down with an Eastern European truck driver, he won't judge you if he ever catches you doing that. Plus they are super hot and work like crazy so he'll only be home on the weekends like a boyfriend and he'll be rich like an old man but with a young penis.

Whereee.

Is there an "EasternEuropeanTruckerDriverDating.com" community I don't know about??

(01-17-2020, 04:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Is there an "EasternEuropeanTruckerDriverDating.com" community I don't know about??

Indeed there is. Send a SASE and your non-tax-deductable love gift of $19.99, and I'll slip you the details.

Oh, my... do ya think it’s an habit?

imagine how much we all can do for the environment just by pissing and shitting in a 5 gallon bucket ? think of all the water saved and all the pipes and plumbing no longer needed

why hasn't greta touched on this yet ?

(01-17-2020, 11:26 AM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: He spit on a napkin and started wiping.

I was like really? In this day and age you should know better. 

The only thing that concerns me is that this is probably not the first time he has done that, just the first time in 15 years that I caught him doing that.

Well, I'm thinking we need to know what he was wiping. That could make or break my feelings on this.

(01-17-2020, 04:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

Whereee.

There are a bunch of online communities but if you want to get down and dirty faster you will need to get a job at a truck stop. Preferably a subway, that's where the health conscious hotties eat. My husband knows all the women that work these truck stops and the high turn over. He say's that they eventually leave the job and marry a truck driver and their lives are instantly improved. There was one that he used to flirt with, 300 pounds with a pitbull tattoo on her neck. She always put extra toppings on his sub, this makes a truck drivers heart skip a beat. Then one day she was gone, some truck driver finally snagged her up and instant life upgrade for her.

But make sure he doesn't go buy a pack of cigarettes, if he does put him on the black list.

(01-17-2020, 10:59 PM)GG Wrote: Well, I'm thinking we need to know what he was wiping. That could make or break my feelings on this.

 An Ipad, something we all touch.

(01-17-2020, 09:11 PM)Bella Stella Wrote: Oh, my... do ya think it’s an habit?

I'm afraid it could be.

(01-18-2020, 06:14 AM)Cream of Caulk Wrote:  An Ipad, something we all touch.

Yeah, well that's gross. Tell him no more anal for two days!

(01-18-2020, 06:11 AM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: There are a bunch of online communities but if you want to get down and dirty faster you will need to get a job at a truck stop. Preferably a subway, that's where the health conscious hotties eat. My husband knows all the women that work these truck stops and the high turn over. He say's that they eventually leave the job and marry a truck driver and their lives are instantly improved. There was one that he used to flirt with, 300 pounds with a pitbull tattoo on her neck. She always put extra toppings on his sub, this makes a truck drivers heart skip a beat. Then one day she was gone, some truck driver finally snagged her up and instant life upgrade for her.

But make sure he doesn't go buy a pack of cigarettes, if he does put him on the black list.

This is some damn good fucking advice right here...

I dig GG's bitchin' new AV.

Thanks! Almost looks like she's taking a selfie... but she's got a sword and is ready for some rough sex.

Oh my God she DOES look like she's taking a selfie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!