So I just woke up. I'm not very bright, fuzzy headed and still drunk. 


I had WAY too much "MO" last night and the world's a bit...out of focus. 


Mostly those hard sharp edges, the parts of reality that really dug in I guesss. 


Well, since she is russian intelligence; those agents don't fuck around. 

Her admission to me of being one was good enough for me. 

The way she takes me though. 


It's an undeniable military grip. 


She twists me up like putty and spreads me to the shape of her choosing.


Absolutely nuts I would let a human being do this to me. 

Very much thinking of "grabbing" this situation by it's metaphorical balls. 

Just the thought of grabbing leading to smiles and sopping MO parts doesn't elicit the

response I need. 

Fucking Mo..


Seriously. I've NEVER ever been witness to such mastery, such grace, the fucking style. 

Amazing techniques. Why doens't she have an army? Does she have a secret army?

If she doesn't is she just a wonderful, absolutely decent and wonderful person?

Am I just some deranged individual who's dancing to the tune of her dance she's mastered? 


I imagine a long time ago, MO learned to be this way, early on, and has just been "Pwning"
since. 


It honestly amazes me. I feel like in like a digital cathedral when she's he; like a puppy licking
a bone of her memory until she wakes ups. 


Sad. That's just absolutely pathetic. I can't wait for this pizza to get ready. It's 745am and I'm about
to much like it's you know who's you know what. She ain't into it but if I'm good, maybe I can nibble
at a slice. Mo's seven day panty-creme Pie. It's all I can think about. That, this pizza, this coffee and 
some of that sleep she's getting rid of. 

This is a private message, right MO?

mo is dangerous and you could end up on a road trip like kalifornia , she makes guys do weird things using her mental energies

of course she has this bright cheery side that helps lure the prey in

its probably got to do with ghosts of her ancestors inhabiting her spirit world has a kind of deloris claybourne vibe and I don't think they are happy with her in Kentucky so far from the sea

(05-18-2020, 07:46 AM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: Am I just some deranged individual

Definitely.

But so am I...

(05-18-2020, 08:09 AM)Guest Wrote: she makes guys do weird things using her mental energies

I'm starting to think that could be true...

(05-18-2020, 08:09 AM)Guest Wrote: its probably got to do with ghosts of her ancestors inhabiting her spirit world

Perhaps so. Does that apply to future ancestors too??

(05-18-2020, 08:09 AM)Guest Wrote: I don't think they are happy with her in Kentucky so far from the sea

I think her Kentucky ancestors are pleased as punch that she stayed on the ancestral lands.

(05-18-2020, 12:06 PM)Dev Wrote: I think her Kentucky ancestors are pleased as punch that she stayed on the ancestral lands.

 I was about to "thank you" for talking all up in my shit but I see the shitmeister already have,


but uhhh, thanks Dev. 


You know know how devastated I was though when I saw ALL the replies were from you. :(


You're cool and all and about "MO" and her "MO."

Totally down with it. It happens when you're pockets are deep and you literally have no mind to "deal" with. 

She can just like walk me like Bernie this weekend to the bank for her yacht and "California" Need. 


I actually wouldn't mind KY eventually; it's fucking cozy looking as fuck. 


Even staying next door; poor mom...ZERO sleep. I'm noisy and make my brides kinda...yell out...for help and shit...


and people literally call 911 for MO.

You're welcome, I think?

(05-18-2020, 12:24 PM)Dev Wrote: You're welcome, I think?

You seem cool and all I read was thank you. 


I do try and make people's day brighter, more interesting, etc. HOWEVER

This actual thread wasn't for you; unless your her "alter" or one of them. I don't think she rolls like that. 

If you're actually trying and want to keep up with me....

awwwww. That's sweet! MO is SO going to love reading your "oh hi, I'm must another nice guy" level responses to my 

literally, fucking wrote "MY FUCKING PERSONAL SITE JOURNAL"

I like your style though. You "thanked" me after you totally wrote it in. 


Balls but not a lot of brains. I bet your cool though, so...fuck off on my personal web site journal thread. 


you're soooo coool! Thanks but bye. P.O.M! <--- and M.I. POM/POMI

(05-18-2020, 12:37 PM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: ...fuck off on my personal web site journal thread.

Nah, I think I'll camp here and fling poo for awhile.

And guess what. There's not a goddamned thing you can do about it.

And as far as me believing I can convince Meaux I'm Mister Nice Guy...



She and I have gone around and around on that subject plenty of times.

(05-18-2020, 12:21 PM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: She can just like walk me like Bernie this weekend to the bank for her yacht and "California" Need.

Bwahahahahaha, the mental imagery on that one!!!!!!

(05-18-2020, 12:43 PM)Dev Wrote: And as far as me believing I can convince Meaux I'm Mister Nice Guy...



She and I have gone around and around on that subject plenty of times.

dude you totally do that. please convince her how "nice" you are... she's VERY into that kind of shit and 
you'll go SUPER far being "Mister Nice Guy."


Whatever you DO NOT want to do is be "the" InterstellarMaster


He's a bit off but lovable. Not a nice guy though... meh

(05-18-2020, 12:46 PM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: dude you totally do that. please convince her how "nice" you are... she's VERY into that kind of shit and 
you'll go SUPER far being "Mister Nice Guy."


Whatever you DO NOT want to do is be "the" InterstellarMaster


He's a bit off but lovable. Not a nice guy though... meh

You keep going "round and round" with MEAUX (eye roll) never can tell where that shits gonna go

*sllllloooowwwly backs away from thread*

(05-18-2020, 12:51 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: *sllllloooowwwly backs away from thread*

Yep, it's that boring.

(05-18-2020, 12:53 PM)Dev Wrote: Yep, it's that boring.

Those were my thoughts but looky what fishy swam in to the mouth of Jaws. 

Feel free to swim around, say "kinda" clever things. I don't even care if they're contrived. 

Make me a target, give it your best...just remember where we're at dude. 


We're at "her" place. Places is basically built out of sacred mirrors.

(05-18-2020, 12:06 PM)Dev Wrote: I think her Kentucky ancestors are pleased as punch that she stayed on the ancestral lands.

Kentucky? Wow, MO is that where you're from? See. I wished I knew this personal shit about her. 


I'd turn that mundane knowledge into some type of epic segue about her "ancestral lands" and shit. 

You're good dude.

(05-18-2020, 01:01 PM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: ... just remember where we're at dude. 

We're at "her" place.

I somehow doubt MO would take the slightest exception to what I'm doing here.

(05-18-2020, 01:08 PM)Dev Wrote: I somehow doubt MO would take the slightest exception to what I'm doing here.

Whatever. She fucking loves you dude. I'm not bullshitting you either. I'm not jealous of it, 
not one bit you know how much she loves you, or likes...whatever you want to "label" it; 
she has a lot of it for you.

(05-18-2020, 01:12 PM)TheInterstellarMaster Wrote: She fucking loves you dude.

Your assessment of MO's feelings towards me, if she has any, are of no interest to me.

It is what it is.

Does she love me? Maybe sometimes.

Does she hate me? She's often expressed her firm conviction that I'm the most evil son of a bitch who ever lived.

Or is she patiently suffering yet another fool out of kindness? Most likely, most of the time.