Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Review & Commentary
#1
Popcorn 
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return...iving_Dead

Pretty sure I haven't seen this movie in 10 years or so. Maybe a lil less.

The length of the upload I'm watching is 1:30:40.

WTFLOL... https://imgur.com/a/iC90FDd

I'm calling BS on that.

4:04 "Look alive"... such a weird phrase.

5:45 what a brilliant story though. Such a great premise. It's just creative enough, not overly complicated.

I always thought it was interesting that they said it was to spray on the marijuana... 

hmmm

7:21 "Wanna see 'em?" Roflmfaolol oh my God man, that would be a HARD no.

8:55 lmfao and the fun begins!

11:32 lol that's terrible. Sigh.

17:25 ROFLMAO dare I say that this is one of the most iconic scenes in the movie, it really sets the stage and it's so unsettling.

19:17 "Do you ever FANTASIZE about BEING KILLED?" roflmfaolol, damn, this chick is right up my alley! Bahahaha. Linnea Quigley AKA Trash. LOL her makeup... it's so corny but it's so great. Love the hair too, she is the coolest character in the movie, but that's a known thing.

19:35 "I try not to think about dying too much"... roflmfao this is another totally iconic scene. His nonchalant and wholly disinterested answers vs. her describing this hardcore turned on fantasy. ROFLMFAO. It's epic.

20:00 "Trash is TAKIN' OFF HER CLOTHES AGAIN!!!"

Roflrofl, which brings us to probably the #1 scene in this movie, and this is probably why it's not available to rent on YouTube, rofl!!!

20:38 oh yeah, rofl, this is DEFINITELY why...

Ohyeah

This is like serious nudity roflmfao, I meeean. Lol, wow. What a great movie.

I like its sexy bits better than I like the Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) sexy bits. It's very hard to compete with Trash's naked graveyard dancing... I'm just saying. Not that it WAS a competition, but. Y'know.

23:17 I love the Frank character in this movie because he's just so great at acting totally hysterical, rofl!!!

29:00 rofl I love this Ernie guy.

31:02 LOL the original two dudes are starting to look pekid as fuck.

39:30 I can't believe I forgot about this part!!!

48:17 "No blood pressure... no pulse." Roflmfao, this scene is eerie as shit!!!

49:16 I love the chick in blue in this scene, she's just freaking out so hard... it really was done so well.

50:00 bwahahahaha SOMEBODY'S fantasy is about to come true.

50:45 roflmao the scene was so corny though... they're ALL dudes around the same age and they all look freshly dead, rofl!!!

52:45 I feel bad for these EMS guys, lol.

59:30 the Return of the Living Dead series boasts some of the greatest zombie movies of all time and that, my friends, is a fact.

1:05:07 rofl and OF COURSE Trash is the hottest, weirdest zombie ever.

1:08:30 I'd totally drive that baller old cop car around, as is.

1:10:45 you know chicks' boyfriends back in the 80s had a blast freaking them out by acting like zombies.

1:14:40 well I'd be fucking this old Ernie dude while there was still time left, cuz this obviously isn't gonna work out.

1:22:00 the ending of this movie IS really great though... I've always remembered the principle behind it and how unfortunately accurate it really is, lol.

1:24:34 WHHHHAHAHAHAHAT!?!?!?!?!? Now THIS part I DIDN'T fucking remember, LMFAO OMG!? HOW COULD I FORGET THIS!? And holy shit?? Of ALL places??? Louisville, Kentucky?? Okay that's fucked up.

Definitely worth watching for 80s nostalgia and love of zombie movies.
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#2
What was the middle part again?
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#3
https://www.google.com/search?q=trash+re...g+dead+gif
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#4
You want to click "Images"...

Rub Hands
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#5
That chick lived her life right...

She had her sweet, beautiful body immortalized in a cult classic film.

A very Americana thing to do.
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#6
(06-10-2020, 12:48 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: https://www.google.com/search?q=trash+re...g+dead+gif

(06-10-2020, 12:49 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: You want to click "Images"...

Rub Hands

God Almighty. You need to go to Phuket. You could easily get a job dancing atop the car rooofs.
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#7
Sad Nana 
I be in the jungle meditating tho.
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#8
Hopefully Arnold and his band of merry men don't come disturbing on me else I'm gonn fuck em up!
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#9
BRO THAT HEALING MUSIC IS ZEN AF.
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#10
Funny, I was searching for hot chics on cars but got distracted. It's in my ears right now.
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#11


0:08 ME editing... KIND OF like Meditating.
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#12
They look like the female version of Cody and Noel. That's what occurred to me after about 3 minutes in. Which is about now. Because I have to go back to double check.
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#13
5:40 The background music juxtaposes quite well with the Solfeggio frequencies.
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#14
9:44 Sorry I didn't know it was a sports car. Prolly rubbing you up the wrong way!    Ninjabye
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#15
10:57 danisantiagodiaz will probably like it though. j/s
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#16
(06-10-2020, 02:09 AM)Marmel Wrote: They look like the female version of Cody and Noel. That's what occurred to me after about 3 minutes in. Which is about now. Because I have to go back to double check.

I liked Noel and Cody a lot but unfortunately they're just a couple of dumbfuck millennial morons at the end of the day.

Selling out and toeing the line.

It's lame...

It's gay...

It's millennial men.
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#17
Go easy. They did make you laugh a hell of a lot. I don't know what kind of price you put on laughter. Pity it's not a continuous thing and it has to end. It just kind of dies off or fades away slowly. But it's good that it picks up the pace again. I don't know much about these X-roads agreements.
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#18
Yeah I wanna love 'em anyways, but sigh...

It's just so damn fuckin' disappointing.

Nice while it lasts, but it always ends huh?!
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#19
It’s How do you know? What are the signs? Just not feeling it anymore? You can feel them not feeling it?
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