06-21-2020, 09:49 AM
I miss her on sunday mornings when she is having sex with her pastor. Its like quite a large block of time she is always absent. They have an extra large baptismal behind plush velvet curtains and that's where the leader of church welcomes mo as she slips off her choir gown and slides in the tub ready for unholy communion. Pastors wife is busy doing bible study with ladies in the basement after tgat they bake cookies and make nice little sandwiches which mo devours like babylonian whore.
I need shower now. My kitty is watching birdies . I have ran out of cookies chocolate and coke
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Lololol, so me. So accurate.
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Gobble down them sammiches like a demonbitch.
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06-21-2020, 11:47 AM
I came back for the attack but the bitch was playin hack, she was doin smack outside of your house, wit your mouse settin fire to your couch.
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06-21-2020, 11:56 AM
(06-21-2020, 11:50 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fungbro is a wigger.
WERRRRDDDDDD AIGHT!!!
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You've already done the MO having sex with her pastor troll though.
https://www.sectual.com/thread-16723-pos...#pid115182
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06-21-2020, 12:16 PM
(06-21-2020, 12:11 PM)Dev Wrote: You've already done the MO having sex with her pastor troll though.
https://www.sectual.com/thread-16723-pos...#pid115182
That wasn't me you slime ball aids victim cunt mouthed dick hole!!
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(06-21-2020, 12:16 PM)ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS Wrote: That wasn't me you slime ball aids victim cunt mouthed dick hole!!
Was I talking to you, shit snack?
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06-21-2020, 01:36 PM
(06-21-2020, 01:20 PM)Dev Wrote: Was I talking to you, shit snack?
I didn't know if you were fair call though.
Now fall under a bus you poo pigeon!!
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(06-21-2020, 01:36 PM)ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS Wrote: I didn't know if you were
That's because you're a goddamned idiot.
It's obvious the OP was the one saying MO had sex with her pastor. Stands to reason I was talking to him.
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06-21-2020, 02:11 PM
(06-21-2020, 02:07 PM)Dev Wrote: That's because you're a goddamned idiot.
An idiot that has the ability to learn.
Is there anything else "relevant" you have to say? Before I blow your house up?
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If you make it across the front yard alive, you mean.
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06-21-2020, 02:41 PM
(06-21-2020, 02:35 PM)Dev Wrote: If you make it across the front yard alive, you mean.

I come from the rear, dear :)
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06-21-2020, 03:41 PM
(06-21-2020, 03:39 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Oh my!
But not in that hole you remember that much about me surely? Who the fuck is Shirley?
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06-21-2020, 07:41 PM
Hey Shirley you know you look so much prettier when you look normal like a natural human instead of a Barby Doll? Did you know that? You wanna borrow my sandle socks? I haven't got any but I will get some just for you ok?