I mean, cuz it is exciting.

But I think that it would be really exciting to wake up as a dude every day too (regardless of being hot) because I feel like the novelty of having a peener would never wear off. It just seems like so much fun to play with.

Even if it's a micropenis.

As long as you can jerk it between your index finger and your thumb like...

It's not too small.

I'd be jerking my ween if I had one.

But I don't.

All I have is an innie and a couple little titties.

you say that, but you haven't woken up with a very urgent need to pee and a very large erection.

Well I think that is a good balance to all the fun you can have with it.

Nothing can be pure and total greatness and goodness...

It's gonna be balanced by something low key negative, LOL!!!

I don't know what it's like to wake up as a hot chick, but I know what it's like to wake up with one.

You must love mirrors
What a jerk...go read Ecclesiastes

I don't really love mirrors, but I DO love YOU!

Your heart is sweet, even when you are killing people, and your buns are probably nice to butter too.
But Hot? No.

(08-19-2021, 01:16 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I mean, cuz it is exciting.

haha!

This made me laugh out loud this moring!

You're a hot little number, sexytime.

LOL

(08-20-2021, 12:14 AM)DragonGhost Wrote: Your heart is sweet, even when you are killing people, and your buns are probably nice to butter too.
But Hot? No.

It's all right, you poor demented little man. Not everyone is attuned to the hotness.

(08-20-2021, 11:01 AM)Dev Wrote: It's all right, you poor demented little man. Not everyone is attuned to the hotness.

Oh, he's attuned to the hotness. Dude has been gripped by the delusion that he's "intriguing by insulting" for as long as anyone cares to remember. He couldn't quit her if his life depended on it. (evil laugh)

(08-20-2021, 11:33 AM)Atma Wrote: Dude has been gripped by the delusion that he's "intriguing by insulting" for as long as anyone cares to remember.

As much as I hate this fucking cliche...

Mic dropped.

Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself...