Good job, Google...

https://i.imgur.com/gdddCjh.png

https://i.imgur.com/PnJd5eb.png

What a fucking freak fest.

We didn't get a special banner for Easter, but you're gonna celebrate some giant freakish pussy sculptures...

Making us so fucking proud though.

I'm so impressed.

First The Vagina Monologues, and now giant vagina sculptures. The feminist vagina cult worships pussy more than men do.

So it'll be easier for guys to get laid on Vagina Day, right? Right?!?

*crickets*

Twitter is down.

This calendar app I downloaded for Android didn't have Easter on it either.

What's worse, they started charging for the "free" app after the first software update. I uninstalled that bitch.

(06-20-2023, 06:16 AM)user328 Wrote: Twitter is down.

I'm getting 37ms ping responses from the host, but the app is tits up. Or vaginas up. Or something.

(06-20-2023, 06:10 AM)user328 Wrote: First The Vagina Monologues, and now giant vagina sculptures. The feminist vagina cult worships pussy more than men do.

What if they were sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, and an enormous vagina slid up next to them and started talking to them? What then?

(06-20-2023, 06:43 AM)user328 Wrote: an enormous vagina slid up next to them

I mean literally slid on a slime trail, like a snail.

Having a lot of gaping squacks sliding to and fro might not sound that bad, but your shoes would always be sticky, and the smell would get fairly gamey after awhile.

Speaking of twat, Twitter is back up.

The problem of social media may seem daunting, but there's a whole underground of 'Netizens who snuck away to private forums like this one. There are a lot of closed, moderated boards that most people will never hear about unless they know someone there who will invite them and vouch for them. Some boards have an "inner circle" board where you have to reach a certain post count in the kiddie pool before you're allowed to join the adults. The kiddie pool usually has a lot of mindless game threads to get your post count up in a hurry.

I don't believe in the "inner circle" philosophy. Either somebody is a good fit for the community, or you boot them. PMs are for secrets.

Every community has drama, and managing secrets is key to managing drama. On my site, If you block somebody, and they've elected to be notified of such events, they'll know you blocked them. On the other hand, only you and the other party will know who's following or blocking whom, unless one of you tells somebody else. So the site doesn't publicize events that might trigger interpersonal drama. It's down to the parties involved to determine how the drama will spill out into open chat or forum.

The chat will be old school in the sense that a user will only see what's posted while they're online. None of this Discord crap where you can read everything that happened while you were gone for a week. A smooth-running chat on a small site requires the database to be pruned (and possibly archived) every so often anyway. Forums and blogs are for content worth preserving. If someone mentions you in chat while you're online, presumably to get your attention, you'll be notified, but not otherwise.

I'm not keen on archiving entire chats for my own sake. Some of the old school instant messengers allowed users to save their own transcript of the chat. Maybe I'll do that.

I don't even know what your site is sorry 

My google hath no banner the joys of script blocking. Bing on the other hand is annoying as fuck.

Vagina.

Pussy, twat, cunt, quim, squack, snatch, cooter, cootchie, hoo-hah, clam, vadge, and so forth.

I'm at the laundromat. That's "washateria" for you Holly Golightlys from east Texas. Waiting for clothes to dry so I can take a shower and go to my CAT scan. This is the north side. No tamale ladies to bring me food. But that's all right. I can't eat anything before the procedure anyway.

Are you having a barium enema?

I wish you well I hope and pray for the best for you cool lady.