Bizarre, creepy vegan "meat" product packaging and marketing...
#1
Sad Nana 
So lastnight I was online browsing the meat selection at WalMart and saw this...

https://i.imgur.com/JBB9M44.png

"Simulate"??? Fucking creepy as hell right off the bat.

But look at the pictures...

Trying to feed a chicken a FAKE chicken nugget?? How fucking weird is that??

This packaging/branding/marketing is like straight WOKE in a product.

It reeks of the transhumanist agenda.

They look like some weird magazine covers rather than anything meant to be food.

It's so creepy.

The dinosaur head on top of the chicken body??

What the fuck???

It's like some chimera shit.

Quote:Homer described the Chimera in the Iliad, saying that "she was of divine stock not of men, in the fore part a lion, in the hinder a serpent, and in the midst a goat, breathing forth in terrible wise the might of blazing fire."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(mythology)

It's like some kind of ancient deviant worship shit. Divine stock?? What is this, alien worship??

Ugh, and you KNOW trendy morons buy this fucking trash too.

They will 100% line up to eat bugs. They'll feel so trendy eating that cancer causing chitin.

Wow, just wow, JUST WOOOOOWWWWW.
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#2
And not to mention the piece of fake chicken held in front of the eyes like VR goggles...

Bwahahah COULD IT GET ANY MORE BLATANT??!?!?!?!!!



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#3
If you're VEGAN, why would you wanna eat anything that is even based on the idea of meat??

Just proves veganism is a CULT, it's an IDEOLOGY.

NOTHING to do with actual morality.
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#4
People following veganism are either just predisposed to be in a cult due to weak mentality... or their love for animals is weaponized against them by propaganda, and they stop eating animals because they think it's sad.

That's about the only two possibilities.

MOST vegans are just in the cult. To be trendy, to be cool, to feel superior... disgusting.

As for the small percentage who actually care about animals and avoid eating them out of compassion, they're destroying their health and that is also an animal suffering. Cuz humans are animals.

Just eat the fucking animals, they're delicious... fucking brainwashed pussies.
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#5
Look at this, ingredients list, just made up of soy and "solids" and "isolate"... terrible for you.

https://i.imgur.com/kkmEFFn.png

But what about the company info?? WHERE IS THE PHYSICAL ADDRESS!??!?

https://i.imgur.com/BxS49rW.png

It doesn't even SHOW ONE.

All it shows you is the "BIOENGINEERED" stamp making clear that NONE OF IT IS REAL FOOD.
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#6
Check it out, this one gives a BS address in an office building and just says it's manufactured "for"...

https://i.imgur.com/aZsrnoi.jpg

MANUFACTURED BY WHO!!?!?!??! WHERE?!?!!??!?!?!
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#7
This is what you get when you scan the QR...

https://i.imgur.com/vFgFyag.jpg

Their domain specifically created to direct QR code traffic to the additional info that is SUPPOSED to be there...

DOESN'T FUCKINNNNN' LOOOOOAAAAAAADDDDDD.
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#8
DOESN'T FUCKIN' LOOOOOAAAAADDDDDD, BITCHES!!!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ONLY TOOLS WOULD BUY AND EAT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN' DOOMED, BWAHAHAHAHAHAH, DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#9
If you just go to simulate-qr.com it says it has expired. You can't even take a (mobile) screenshot of that page due to "security" reasons, LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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#10
Fucking lawl.

EAT UP, SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#11
The simulate.com site ITSELF doesn't allow screencaps on mobile due to "SECURITY", BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmfaololololol.

Their site is adorned with "Pro GMO" and "Indistinguishable" seals. "Lab to Table"... fucking ROFL!

This is the food of the NWO, my friends.

So why don't they even wanna tell us on their own website where their labs are?

Nowhere on the site (or the packaging) does it say WHERE it is made and by whom.

Nowhere.
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#12
Flipoff2 
"From the SAME LABS WHO BROUGHT YOU SARS-CoV2, WE BRING YOUUUUU... FAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS, SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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#13
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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#14
That company is behind so many proxies, they would never be subject to any consequences if their product fucked people up. They'd just disappear without a trace. You can be sure that all the upcoming distributors of lab grown meat will be structured in exactly the same way.
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#15
(08-02-2023, 02:22 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: You can be sure that all the upcoming distributors of lab grown meat will be structured in exactly the same way.

This is the real issue here. They've been poisoning the masses with soy for decades, that's nothing new. But the marketing on these specific products, the total lack of origin info, the total lack of disclosure about where the shit is made... that's the new system. When people start getting cancer en masse from lab grown meats (which are literally made of cancer cells) there will be no one to sue over it. They've protected themselves... no consequences.
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#16
Same as the vaccine manufacturers. Can't sue 'em... they made sure you wouldn't be able to.
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#17
Humanity is so naive... most abused animal on the planet.
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#18
Meh
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#19
Soylent Green got itself a nice, super-woke, planet-friendly upgrade.
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