This is a truly terrifying glimpse into the female thinking process.

(08-25-2023, 05:12 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Maybe easier just to die before your hair starts turning. I mean I am just saying, this all sounds like a lot of maintenance. It would certainly save a lot of time if you were just dead instead.

Ya know when you said this I was thinking we're alot alike because I too have dark blonde hair except thin on top so having to buzz it every few days is an amount of maintenance that makes head amputation seem like a possibly simpler option.

(08-25-2023, 06:02 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: This is a truly terrifying glimpse into the female thinking process.

But then you kept going with the analysis and I'm like well I'm glad I'm not female so I don't think about it nearly that much!

(08-25-2023, 06:34 PM)Guest Wrote: Ya know when you said this I was thinking we're alot alike because I too have dark blonde hair except thin on top so having to buzz it every few days is an amount of maintenance that makes head amputation seem like a possibly simpler option.

Yeah, in my opinion, it's actually way lower maintenance to have long hair cuz you don't have to do anything to it besides trim it every few months.

(08-25-2023, 06:34 PM)Guest Wrote: But then you kept going with the analysis and I'm like well I'm glad I'm not female so I don't think about it nearly that much!

This is the most hardcore I've ever pondered the topic...

I've actually had it on my to-do list to think through this issue and decide what I will do with the hair in the future.

I don't like devoting much time to think about stuff like this, but today was the perfect day to get it figured out.

I actually didn't come to a decision yet, but I am way better off now that I've thought about the details, so when it comes time to make a decision it will be easier.

I was talking to somebody else about this today and they were like, "Oh okay, so this is in the FUTURE?"

And I'm like well yeah, it's not going gray or white YET.

I guess I am thinking far ahead and it seems a little early or something, but I disagree...

You never know when it's gonna start turning and I want to be prepared with the next step to take when it does.

I want the whole thing one color, and I do not want to wait forever for it all to turn and then to grow long naturally...

It will take way too long and I could be dead by then.

And as for the length...

Well it is getting close to its terminal length for sure.

I think it stops growing about right exactly where it'll the minimum length that I am envisioning.

I want it waist length at the absolute minimum, lower back length preferably, but if it CAN grow longer than that (I don't think it can) I will allow it to grow as long as possible out of morbid curiosity, keeping the ends trimmed as straight across as possible.

Now I am not suggesting that I want hair down to my ankles or anything...

But I WILL be devoting as much time as necessary to finding out exactly how long it can grow.

This should only take like 3 more years, and then I'll know for sure.

From there I will decide at which of the aforementioned lengths to permanently maintain it.

Apparently white (platinum blonde) is the most popular choice right now... I was surprised about this, I figured people would choose the red/orange option. I dunno. I am still on the fence.

Oh man, and all these videos are the same... they're all parting the hair into those atrocious looking sections and going at it with a tiny brush, little by little. I hate that! Every SIX WEEKS?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?

Oh dude... I dunno. I don't think I can do that. I'm not willing to do that and I don't even like the way it looks on any of these chicks anyway.

Henna would be WAY easier than that shit. WAY easier. Way less frequent and no damage being done to the hair whatsoever.

Agh my God... wow. Just wow. Wooowww.

OMG, I hate it!

You always hear women shit talk coppery hair, as if coppery hair is the devil. They're always toning it to "get rid of the brassiness" and shitting a brick if their hair comes out with a copper hue.

Well, I think those bitches are stupid.

If the sheeple are against copper, then I want copper.

I think this anti-ginger stance is leftover from an ancient agenda against REDHEADS.

I think it's a CONSPIRACY.

I think redheads are THE GODS and mere mortals hate it cuz they ain't it!!!!!

Ginger blonde MONGO likes his white beard he is proud of it.
His ex GF's ex just died of a heart attack.
The daughter is sad.

Wow, Fung, sorry to hear about that. So weird when people start dying and they're not all that much older than us and stuff.

Sisterbitches in copper, UNITEDDDD.

I mean, then you gotta consider the unfortunate possibility that the hair could thin with age, or worse... I mean, it happens to women too. Like women can totally start going bald. Female pattern baldness is different than male though. Regardless, it's a bad scenario but it's still workable.

So if that happened, I'd just shave my head and wear a wig. But if I wore a wig (not optimal, they can be uncomfortable) then I'd have to have multiples of the same one, so it would seem like it's my real hair.

If you wear a different color wig every day, everyone's gonna know it's a wig. Which could be fine, I mean I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun. But that idea isn't attractive to me, I just want the same hair all the time.

While browsing these videos, I've heard people say henna doesn't necessarily color evenly and the hair may end up with lighter areas and whatever... I don't care about that.

When I say I want it all one color, I mean I don't want dark grown out roots and light hair, or vice versa. If it's the same general color over all, but varies in tone here and there, it's fine.

Everybody acts like henna is so much work, and yeah it is... but at least it's natural and it's not noxious chemicals that you have to meticulously apply with a tiny brush to your hair in "paper thin sheets" oh my God, I don't have elevendy million hours to spend on this.

When I had my hair professionally bleached and colored one time, that fucking shit burnt my scalp so bad... dude literally it BURNNNSSS. And I'm supposed to do that every six weeks? Hahahaha, bitch please. No.

(08-25-2023, 08:52 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: So if that happened, I'd just shave my head and wear a wig. But if I wore a wig (not optimal, they can be uncomfortable) then I'd have to have multiples of the same one, so it would seem like it's my real hair.

Then you could have the super white hair without any of the ridiculous bleaching every time you turned around.

But it'd be fake, which is...

Agh, yeah, not my favorite idea.

Like it's a great option if you don't have hair but otherwise, no.

I just...

I dunno, I haven't liked the super white blonde hair that I've seen in these videos and various pics I've been looking at.

None of it is what I envision. It just looks weird, it doesn't look right. I guess because it's unnatural on these women.

The solid white hair looks so much better on old chicks... I feel like it just looks hella weird on young women.

When I did bleach my own hair, I had to wait for like a week to put the intended color on it cuz I wanted to give my hair some time to rest...

And during that week, my roots grew out to a shocking degree and I HAAAAATED it. They looked like dark specks all over my scalp, it looked dirty and stupid.

I just cannot with that shit.