If you're having trouble understanding the process, Trix, you can always stick a feather duster in your butt and carry me piggyback while I jerk off.

(07-16-2017, 01:27 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: If you're having trouble understanding the process, Trix, you can always stick a feather duster in your butt and carry me piggyback while I jerk off.

But you would have to have a feather duster in your butt too or it would be perverted.

(07-16-2017, 01:49 PM)Trix Wrote:

(07-16-2017, 01:27 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: If you're having trouble understanding the process, Trix, you can always stick a feather duster in your butt and carry me piggyback while I jerk off.

But you would have to have a feather duster in your butt too or it would be perverted.

Sure thing, I can also use a turkey baster on you.

(07-16-2017, 01:53 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Sure thing, I can also use a turkey baster on you.

One of my HOTTEST, most long held fantasies.

We can also smear peanut butter on each other and cover ourselves with feathers to truly get into the mood.

Make it maple syrup and I'm down.

Maple syrup sounds great. We can also try honey for the birds and bees theme.

I feel like we've had this exact conversation before.

We're being presented with the opportunity to note what some of our cycles and patterns are.

Covering our bodies in sticky food matter and using the sticky base to adhere various lightweight adornments.

We are really not normal at all. I love us.

Relevance bump.

I’ve now relevance bumped all the animal sex threads in the DB that I can remember...

Seen this?

i thought the male fertilized the eggs after they are laid. because females lay eggs without having sex.

(01-20-2018, 02:14 PM)Crille Wrote: Seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1PID91sEW8

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1847.html

Amazinggg.

But then there's also this...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2986.html

(01-20-2018, 02:37 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: i thought the male fertilized the eggs after they are laid. because females lay eggs without having sex.

Apparently they just rub their tailfeathers together and then the male secretes some kinda lovesauce all over the female's tailfeathers and then it eventually seeps into the hole.

Octopuses actually seem like they´re decent folk. xD No seriously. Like there´s a video of one of them coming back to "hang out" around the legs of some guys who helped it earlier.

The really big ones are scary as hell though... If you´re in the deep blue sea and one of them fucking emerges... I´d rather see a great white coming for me.

I'm team octopus for sure. Just because of all the tentacles. It's kinda like a Dr. Manhattan type deal. I'd like to get it on with an octopus alien man.

I dont like thinking about birds fucking