Goodbye to a lifetime of sex with untold scores of women in Playboy Mansion, which is apparently a depressing and run down place so I’ve heard it said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/27/hugh-hef...ge-91.html

I’m sure Stacy Burke will make a very long, sad video about this.

https://www.youtube.com/user/StacyBurke

Maybe Charles Manson will die next... they say it happens in threes.

(09-27-2017, 10:36 PM)Trix Wrote: I’m sure Stacy Burke will make a very long, sad video about this.

She had been one of Hugh’s many, many, many girlfriends. She ended up marrying her now ex-husband Roy on the TV show about the Playboy Mansion. Roy was a total pansy loser who treated Stacy like shit for 8 years of her life, made her pay all the bills, let his friends call her a whore at their football parties wherein Stacy had prepared all the food and drinks for the manchildren. Etc., etc. Stacy was actually sad when he divorced her, hard to fathom.

Crystal Hefner, his wife since 2012... a disturbing 60 years his junior.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Hefner

I guess she gets the musty mansion now.

“In March 2016, Hefner announced on her Instagram that she has been diagnosed with Lyme disease and toxic mold”...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Hefner

I wasn’t kidding about the musty mansion, folks.

The dampness and decay of a sad, hedonistic lifestyle takes a toll on the mind, body and soul!

Check out the pics in the article...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/cel...b84d8f2c44

The fake “poison tits” made her look sooo much older.

She instantly looks about 10 years younger without them.

It’s the fake titties (and all other plastic surgery) that make people look older...

It just gives that stretched, strained, desperate look overall.

I do appreciate Stacy Burke’s fake titties though...

I mean after all, they’re in there. Not much that can be done about it.

And Stacy, in my opinion, has gotten better looking with age.

That almost never happens with women.

Stacy Burke is a fetish model.

Here she is on her kitchen floor...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2326/2132...bfb5e0.jpg

ROFL. God I love Stacy.

I can’t watch her videos anymore because they’re painfully boring but...

She sure is fun.

I blame the 90s for why Stacy is hotter now than when she was young. The 90s were just drab and ugly.

Here she is with Hugh:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_The_...rk_002.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/image...OwLAqy3DEu

https://static9.imagecollect.com/preview...900a853f72

Hugh's choice in wives confounds me a little bit...

Holly Madison was just not that hot. I mean she certainly wasn't ugly, but compared to some of the other chicks he's had dangling from his dick, she was definitely not that impressive.

Crystal is hot for sure... still though, not the most remarkable.

So weird he never married an actual real blonde. Like 80% of all the women he was ever surrounded with, certainly from the 80s on (the 1980s, not his 80s) were fake as shit.

“He died September 27, 2014”...

Damn Stacy, WTF?

Why was that like... 50,000 times creepier than it should have been for a simple slip up?

Didn't he die ages ago? Time shift?