winter break then someone wanted to change computers with me and i just didn't feel like logging in and thinking about a password blah blah blah, i know there is no excuse.

ok so here's my serious issue. I need a vibrator and I don't know what to get. my problem with ones I have purchased in the past is they look like penises and i can't risk a family member finding it and being like wtf is this? plus the batteries stopped working and totally was useless and my wrist is getting tired from jerking it so fast back and forth.

Trix, halp! I want something small, reliable, and something that doesn't look like a penis and something that doesn't charge on my computer. 

My poor husband can only do so much and he's not very good at that.

I can only recommend to you the greatest vibrator I've ever had, but it isn't cheap...

Here it is:

https://www.lelo.com/nea-2

Is it worth every penny?

Yes.

But there are other options...

You're looking for a clitoral vibrator.

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/v...02745.aspx

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/v...04152.aspx

https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/v...spx?pnum=1

Any of them would do, but read the reviews... you want one that's strong as a jackhammer sweetie.

Screw the ones with the funky cords and this and that. Just my opinion.

My opinion ....

Single women need sex toys.

If you have a man....need a sex toy.....

You don't need a sex toy ....you need a new man.

That's what he is there for.

DAMN.

A sex toy gets you off.

Your lover gets you off so hard you cry cuming.

Just sayin.....

And if they really know what they are doing...they will dig in on you....

Your whole body will lock up in a back to back second orgasm in seconds.

For a woman, having sex with someone isn't about the orgasm... it's about the experience in general.

Two entirely different aims when it comes to masturbation, and sex.

(01-15-2018, 07:34 PM)Trix Wrote: For a woman, having sex with someone isn't about the orgasm... it's about the experience in general.

Two entirely different aims when it comes to masturbation, and sex.

Yeah.... I know.

It's a "bonding" thing.

Yeah, I know all to well

yes, i am so submissive i like that he uses my body, it's my pleasure to let him have his way with me. Plus he doesn't have a submissive bone in him it's a turn off for him when women come on to him. He won't eat my pussy, that's what submissive men do. He's just so alpha and i've never been with a man like him, uhhh so sexy. I masturbate thinking about him.

i'm going to have to wait for the lights out to look at those links trix (the caps isn't working on this new computer). I don't want anyone walking in on me browsing something like this. I don't want to spend over $40, is it around there?

(01-15-2018, 07:38 PM)NowServingNumber52 Wrote: It's a "bonding" thing.

Nope.

(01-15-2018, 07:38 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: yes, i am so submissive i like that he uses my body, it's my pleasure to let him have his way with me. Plus he doesn't have a submissive bone in him it's a turn off for him when women come on to him. He won't eat my pussy, that's what submissive men do. He's just so alpha and i've never been with a man like him, uhhh so sexy.

Yup.

Hmmm, $40?

Look on AdamEve...

There may be something for that price.

You really should invest in something good though...

It's worth it. Your husband would probably think it was pretty hot if he found out about it.

he probably won't mind, I'll go for something nice but i don't want it to stop working like those cheap ones i have purchased.

(01-15-2018, 07:38 PM)NowServingNumber52 Wrote: Yeah.... I know.

It's a "bonding" thing.

Yeah, I know all to well

actually it's a sexual preference. not everyone is compatible.

Exactly, the amount of money you end up spending on the cheap ones that break and totally suck anyways adds up to as much as you'd pay for one that works well.

how long have yours lasted?

The one I have right now has lasted for a few years.

There's no indication that it's gonna stop!!!

BWAHAHAHA I TEST IT OUT TO MAKE SURE IT'S WORKING EVERY NOW AND THEN GNOMESAYIN'!?!?!?!

The one I had before it lasted for 2 years and then it died in a fire.

A natural disaster took it away from us far too soon.

I have never seen one of these Lelos through to its natural demise.

Just go small with it, that's what I really recommend.

Seems like the bigger the vibrator, the less strong it is.

Counterintuitive, I know. But it's true.

Unless you're talking about one of them old school plug in vibrators, LMFAO!

Now THOSE are the best! Muwahahaha!!!

I got electrocuted by one once and I just kept on truckin'!

That's the danger of masturbation with a vibrator... it's hard to stop even when life threatening shit starts happening around you.

lol! are you sure you were electrocuted could have been the ultimate orgasm! lol

oh and 52, there are lots of men in this world that haven't been tainted with western feminist ideology telling them how to have sex and please a woman. my man is all natural, like a wild lion in the Savannah, sex whenever he wants however he wants with no objections from me. It's primitive and hot.

(01-15-2018, 08:05 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: lol! are you sure you were electrocuted could have been the ultimate orgasm! lol

I saw the sparks, they were blue!

(01-15-2018, 08:05 PM)Cream of Caulk Wrote: my man is all natural, like a wild lion in the Savannah, sex whenever he wants however he wants with no objections from me. It's primitive and hot.

So freaking damn jealous of you, OMG.