To give up drinking!

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucken hell not smoking too im really fucked now aren't I ffs SERENITY NOW!

I suppose I should go and pull the 20 empty stubbies out of my car and put them in the bin?

RELAX BRO.

You need benzos while you quit monkeyman

(02-02-2018, 01:39 AM)Trix Wrote: RELAX BRO.

I feel like im dead Trix mate I really need to give up drinking I dropped some shit on the forklift the other day not because I was drunk as fuck because its back tilt is less. Boss calls me in his office oh you have to fill out an OHS thing have you been drinking? I said no but it made me feel shit because he is like my best mate. They are really nice people and I don't want to lie but yes I was drunk as fuck probably drank 10 beers.

Dude you can do it.

Have some will power...

Get a buzz off of not having a vice.

Get drunk off of being sober.

(02-02-2018, 01:47 AM)Trix Wrote: Dude you can do it.

Have some will power...

Get a buzz off of not having a vice.

Get drunk off of being sober.

You help me monkey shiner I need off all this shit its fucked me bad

I know these kinda statements are annoying dude, but I promise it's true...

It really is all in your hands, you gotta change your ATTITUDE.

Think of things in a more positive way, change your perspective on things.

You can do it man. Employ your imagination too.

You can imagine you're drinking (or smoking or whatever) instead of actually doing it.

Whole lot of methods to deal with this kinda thing.

(02-02-2018, 02:00 AM)Trix Wrote: You can imagine you're drinking (or smoking or whatever) instead of actually doing it.

You'll actually start to feel drunk (or high or whatever), try it sometime, it'll trip you the fuck out.

So you mean act drunk when im sober? Instead of smoking eat a chocolate and pretend im smoking? This is cool man wtf? I can do this shit yeah?

Nah man...

Drink water and pretend it's something else.

Mime smoke and pretend it's real.

You can't exchange one mechanical action for another... eating chocolate and pretending you're smoking are about a million miles apart in your subconscious associations.

(02-02-2018, 02:12 AM)Trix Wrote: Nah man...

Drink water and pretend it's something else.

Mime smoke and pretend it's real.

You can't exchange one mechanical action for another... eating chocolate and pretending you're smoking are about a million miles apart in your subconscious associations.

Fuck you are clever mage.

Would you like a Kickboxing or Karate match? Cunts are watching us.

(02-02-2018, 02:24 AM)Trix Wrote:

I did it ass about wtf cunts!