So there's been this poor ladybug in my bedroom for like weeks. I don't know how the hell it got in there, but it wasn't the first and it won't be the last. 

Anyway, earlier today I found it floating in a glass of water. Well, I thought, maybe it's still alive... I'll save its little life. So I fished it out with my finger and put it on the table.

When I came back later, it was gone.

So like 12 hours later, I have this bottle of water on the table and the ladybug drops out of nowhere and thuds and lands on the bottle. I was like WTF! 

I just watch it...

And it looks like it's trying to get INTO the water, from the side of the crystal clear bottle. So it's trying and trying...

Then it starts crawling up the bottle... gets near the opened top and I'm like OMG. 

It dawns on me...

THE LADYBUG IS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

That's why it was in the glass of water. That's why it was climbing to the opening of the bottle. 

So I was like fuck that, I'm saving its little life.

I finally get it on my finger/closed up in my hand and I let it go outside.

That was a first. I think it had been trapped in the room (watching me have bouts of sexsomnia every single night) and lost the will to live and just wanted to drown itself. Yup.

Wow. Kind of amazing!

I love ladybugs and all insects and animals.

A hunstman spider was living on my roof for months, I was fine with probably her. Then she tried to come over the top of my head. I told her, then I wasted her and I hated doing it.

I watched her last breaths it upset me but she wouldn't go away from my head.

(02-23-2018, 12:27 AM)Trix Wrote: I love ladybugs and all insects and animals.

So do I just gave half a bag of bread to the birds even the ones that aren't supposed to be here.

Ah it feels so good.

huntsman spiders are fucking ridiculous and i'd probably shoot them. spiderbros may live in my room, provided they stay out of sight and be smaller than a dime.

stink bugs are what really piss me off. such noisy and horribly awkward flyers, worse than moths. at least the stink bugs are extremely dumb and easily captured in a container, and i have the genetics that causes me to perceive them as coriander and not something that smells that bad. still, they are #1 on my list of genocide targets when i get super powers. they are an invasive species that provide zero benefit to anything, so they can get rekt.

Genba’s post just made me horny as fuck.

As I explain to God every time I stomp or smash a bug. This fucker did NOT have my OK to enter my territory. "And God, as you know, I´m also an animal that has a right to defend my territory against intruders... Right?"

And then before he can reply back I´ll go Ya that´s what I thought. And I stop talkin to him.

I´ll stomp any fucking little creeping shit that enters my territory if it´s visible to my naked eye. You better crawl back out that little hole you came from you little spider shit.

I´m OK with killing. Don´t enter my domain, bug.

I kinda wanna try ladybug tea.

With dead ladybugs of course.

Of course I wouldn't do it, but...

It's crossed my mind. Just now.

My guess is you´d need lot of sugar with it  To offset the buggyness you know.

LOLOL it would probably taste like dirt.

I'd mix it with herbs and stuff.