(03-09-2018, 03:47 AM)Trixmegistus Wrote: Thrice greatest, bitches.

Already done omfg now your name is greek they will call you MALAKA!

yaya quicksilver is one of my favorite brands...

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(03-09-2018, 03:44 AM)Trixmegistus Wrote: I'm going to legally change my name to Trixmegistus.

Last name Lavalampus?

Nah bro, Malone.

That is a cool name

Yeah dude I love it, and it's no coincidence...

I believe it was historically intended to be Trixmegistus anyways, but something got lost in translation!!!

(03-09-2018, 11:27 PM)MALAKA Wrote: Yeah dude I love it, and it's no coincidence...

I believe it was historically intended to be Trixmegistus anyways, but something got lost in translation!!!

I'm getting my new name tattooed around my anal orifice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malakas

In a spiral shape.

Like a galaxy.

(03-09-2018, 11:30 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: I'm getting my new name tattooed around my anal orifice.

But don't shave the pubes. Then you are totally fucking gay!

(03-09-2018, 11:31 PM)Fungus Maximus Wrote: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malakas

Only an Aussie would use this as an insult in the 21st century...

(03-09-2018, 11:31 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: In a spiral shape.

Like a galaxy.

Woaaaah now im getting a stiffy!

(03-09-2018, 11:32 PM)Malaka Wrote: Only an Aussie would use this as an insult in the 21st century...

Its Greek Malaka lol

(03-09-2018, 11:32 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: Only an Aussie would use this as an insult in the 21st century...

Maybe im not just an Aussie, Maybe im Irish too? Maybe I have multiple passports?

I get the idea you think I'm joking about this golden shower thing, Fungus...

If you won't even let me pee on you, do you really think I'm gonna marry you?

(03-09-2018, 11:33 PM)Fungus Maximus Wrote: Maybe I have multiple passports?

ROFL, definitely not.

No offense but. LOL.

(03-09-2018, 11:34 PM)Trixmegistus Wrote: I get the idea you think I'm joking about this golden shower thing, Fungus...

If you won't even let me pee on you, do you really think I'm gonna marry you?

Well ok we can do it in the shower but otherwise we will fuck up the bed!

I've got something hot for you.