I never pick up the phone and i never open the door when I hear the doorbell because it's always a stranger.

One of the greatest videos of all time.

(03-13-2018, 03:43 PM)Trix Wrote: One of the greatest videos of all time.

I first saw it on Quite Frankly's intermission segment. PMSL

(03-13-2018, 03:11 PM)Guest Wrote: I never pick up the phone and i never open the door when I hear the doorbell because it's always a stranger.

But im not a stranger im a friend

Never answer the door as they can blow that nerve agent right at your face even through a screen

(03-15-2018, 07:29 AM)Guest Wrote: Never answer the door as they can blow that nerve agent right at your face even through a screen

We can also get into you via HVAC

Dial that trick ass muthafuckin' number now!

I accidentally permanently deleted your post, so I hit ‘back’ and C/P’d into a post myself because I’m just that fucking amazing.

(03-16-2018, 10:23 AM)Trix Wrote: I accidentally permanently deleted your post, so I hit ‘back’ and C/P’d into a post myself because I’m just that fucking amazing.

It sounded funnier coming from you anyway! ROFL

You're such a treat, Trix.

I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with you. Ours is an online faux relationship that will last through many MyBB upgrades. Possibly forever.

(03-15-2018, 06:33 AM)Fungus Wrote: But im not a stranger im a friend

also when people tell me to be like water I want to throw myself on the floor like water would but that'd be strange but that is how it would be if you were water you would actually just spread on to the floor

(03-16-2018, 11:42 AM)Guest Wrote: also when people tell me to be like water I want to throw myself on the floor like water would but that'd be strange but that is how it would be if you were water you would actually just spread on to the floor

ROFLMAOLOLOLOL...

Oh my God man.

(03-16-2018, 11:42 AM)Guest Wrote: also when people tell me to be like water I want to throw myself on the floor like water would but that'd be strange but that is how it would be if you were water you would actually just spread on to the floor

Tell 'em to sip you through yo' straw.

GOT ‘EM.

Hundreds of n!99@$ are standing by to take yo muthafuckin call.

Buff n!99@$.

Dark n!99@$.

Asian n!99@$.

White n!99@$.

Deaf n!99@$.

Classic n!99@$.

Racist n!99@$.

Mystery n!99@$.

Psycho n!99@$.

Dog n!99@$.

Jewish n!99@$.

LMFAO.