Zane "Sleeping Beauty" Greene...

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What a legendary night.

LMFAO @ the horribly misspelled livestream titles because he couldn't see shit on his screen, in addition to being hella drunk.

naked in bed with that  orphan dog 

If the phone survived then why does the pic keep getting brighter and darker and brighter and darker?

Or is it the TV’s mind control flashes causing that?

Either way...

I fantasize Zane is naked under those sheets, just like me.

(05-21-2018, 08:56 AM)Kitty Von Catsworth Wrote:

Dude I don’t think the TV is even on...

Zane’s phone is just possessed by those AZ water spirits now.

Just because it powers on doesn’t mean everything is hunky-dory.

Zane’s phone got alchemied and now it’s all in between dimensions and shit.

Dude I think he really is naked under there!

I think he was just touching his dick!

Now you can’t tell me Zane’s crazy ass wouldn’t just prefer to be in a bed like that, every single day.

I’d be calling it quits on this hobo shit and going home if I was him.

both water damage and local changes [tv] can account for that. also, you might be goin crazy! ooOOOooOOOoooo

Zane needs to go live in a house and return to normal life. He needs to go get swole. I like my men meaty.

I mean I did say he has a great body, but if he keeps on with this hobo nonsense he’s gonna keep getting thinner and that doesn’t look good.

It’s surprising he still looks as good as he does after like a year of homelessness in the desert. Fuck that noise.

(05-21-2018, 10:36 AM)genba Wrote: both water damage and local changes [tv] can account for that. also, you might be goin crazy! ooOOOooOOOoooo

I honest to God think it’s just the water damage...

If he keeps recording his hobo journey with a fucked up phone, I’m gonna be mad.

He’s always saying YouTube is his job, whenever he’s defending himself and shit... well then get a properly functioning phone.

Can you imagine how totally suckass it would be to enjoy sleeping in an ACTUAL ROOM with a REAL BED in a safe environment, then having to go be homeless again the next day??

Depressinggggg.

I’d be calling my wife like, “Alright honey, time to put all this silly shit behind us... get me a ticket home.”

Props to Zane for being able to sleep on cam though, I wouldn’t be able to do it.

My sleep process is sacred. I can’t have people watching me hump pillows and otherwise rub my vagina all over everything.

I’m a firm believer that you shouldn’t sleep on cam. A few novel times, that’s fine... but doing it regularly as something which becomes expected opens you up to a bevy of attacks. Not to mention it foments subconscious bitterness at losing the solitude of your precious rebuilding time.

"He’s always saying YouTube is his job, whenever he’s defending himself and shit... well then get a properly functioning phone."

damn it hasn't even been 12 hrs , can't a bum even sleep in these days ?

I think Zane believes that if he lived in a normal house and that kinda stuff then his life would somehow be boring...

Well I mean, that would only be true if Zane was a boring person or surrounded by boring and restrictive people.

And let’s just face it, Zane can travel around and have a wild time without being fucking homeless. He could travel in style, stay in nice places, take real transportation when he needs it... and he would still be entertaining.

He doesn’t need to be doing this crazy hobo shit to be entertaining. This is just how he got the world’s attention. People don’t like him/watch him because he’s homeless... we watch him and like him because he’s Zane.

(05-21-2018, 10:51 AM)Guest Wrote: damn it hasn't even been 12 hrs , can't a bum even sleep in these days ?

Well that’s just it, isn’t it? If that was my job and I was going to broadcast all night but the phone got ruined, I’d get my ass in the car and I’d drive to WalMart and get a new damn phone.

And it isn’t even a matter of the phone having been dropped in water... the screen is obliterated. It’s been needing to be replaced for sometime.

Sure, it was semi-entertaining to see Zane pull out his backup phone with the terrible audio and attempt to continue that broadcast. That’s the zany nature of the show...

But at a certain point ya gotta show some damn respect for yourself and your viewers by ensuring that you have a functioning, non-broken phone to DO YOUR JOB ON.

He’s made way more than enough from YouTube donations to be able to buy a new phone and I’m fucking sick of hearing about the money going to his wife/kids...

He’s the one slaving his fucking ass off in the desert broadcasting to make that fucking dough.

He’s married... you don’t pay child support when you’re married.

Daddy needs a new phone.

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Zane looks so serene.

I can feel my naked titties rubbing against his arms.

HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS UP AND INTO A DUMPSTER ,asap

zanes wife demands it ! stage 3 my ass ,lol