Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

Men as sexy as Zane should never get married...

To take a man like Zane off the market, and I'm talking strictly sexual qualities here...

Well it really should be illegal. I mean it should be considered a crime of the highest magnitude.

A delicious piece of manmeat like Zane should be shared freely among all the women of the world.

Every woman should be allowed the chance to get sunk into real deep by Zane Greene.
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(06-10-2018, 01:16 AM)Trix Wrote:
Men as sexy as Zane should never get married...

To take a man like Zane off the market, and I'm talking strictly sexual qualities here...

Well it really should be illegal. I mean it should be considered a crime of the highest magnitude.

A delicious piece of manmeat like Zane should be shared freely among all the women of the world.

Every woman should be allowed the chance to get sunk into real deep by Zane Greene.

Hey you know I was better looking when I was that age too lol
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Dude you're like barely older than Zane.
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(06-10-2018, 01:16 AM)Trix Wrote:
Men as sexy as Zane should never get married...

To take a man like Zane off the market, and I'm talking strictly sexual qualities here...

Well it really should be illegal. I mean it should be considered a crime of the highest magnitude.

A delicious piece of manmeat like Zane should be shared freely among all the women of the world.

Every woman should be allowed the chance to get sunk into real deep by Zane Greene.

Yeah but maybe he is a soft cock, maybe he hasn't got it in him? Maybe he need a mommy instead of a squeeze hahahahaha who knows right?
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Zane really needs to get somewhere to live...

I can't go on having all these sex fantasies about a legitimate hobo.

I'm really gonna need Zane to step it up and at least start living inside a building before I really go ham on perv talking him.

2:40 the man is right.

Here's what I really think needs to happen...

Zane needs to get meaty and buff again...

Then he needs to get naked, oil his body up and take lots of sexy pics and vid so we can imagine riding him like a slip 'n slide.

I really think he needs to get into some sort of 24/7/365 livestreaming situation...

Have a camera setup in the shower area so we can watch him get all wet and lathered.

He can even charge for the bathroom cam... fuck yeah.

FUCK yeah.

Some parts of the house could be free of charge to view...

But other areas, the juicy areas, like maybe the bedroom and the bathroom would be paid subscription only.

And let me just say it right here, right now...

If the 24/7/365 livestream house was a reality, I would absolutely engage in leisurely BDSM acts with Zane on cam...

The bedroom cam would have to be the most expensive subscription by far though.

12:34 it's funny how Zane says this kinda stuff about himself then gets all mad when other people say it about him, LOL!

14:23 Zane was a dog handler, makes sense! That was in his astrology chart too, you just can't make this shit up.
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(06-10-2018, 01:20 AM)Fungus Wrote: Yeah but maybe he is a soft cock, maybe he hasn't got it in him? Maybe he need a mommy instead of a squeeze hahahahaha who knows right?

Dude I don't care if Zane does have a soft dick, I don't care if it doesn't even work...

He can still squeeze me with those hands, he was bestowed a true gift by the gods.
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2:52 well haven't you found that to be true, Zane?

3:23 ROFLMAO.

4:52 LMFAOLOLOL...

Agh, so glad I decided to watch this one.

God I fucking love Zane Greene, ROFLMAO.

6:55 oh yeah I know what that's like... I do it to Zane all the time!

This story about Cosmic Steve...

I can't help but be reminded of Space Cowboy...

Gay spaced out crazy old dudes seem to be a common theme in Zane's life.

Gross. LOL. Makes me wonder what my nastiest common interpersonal theme is...

Hmmm.
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Dancing Banana 
It's not getting the hots for hobos, because Zane was an absolute first on that front!
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(06-10-2018, 01:51 AM)Trix Wrote: Gay spaced out crazy old dudes seem to be a common theme in Zane's life.

lulz. i'm surprised you can't read this guy better. i suppose some would enjoy unwrapping the gift more than the gift itself.
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(06-10-2018, 01:58 AM)genba Wrote: lulz. i'm surprised you can't read this guy better. i suppose some would enjoy unwrapping the gift more than the gift itself.

Are you saying Zane is gay!?!
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(06-10-2018, 02:00 AM)Trix Wrote: Are you saying Zane is gay!?!

He is not Gay, he has bi tendencies though.
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LOL this is a cute story.

Gah, Zane has such a nice thick body when he's buffed up and meatier.

I really appreciate his big thick wrists...

He's got a really nice thick neck too, very nice neck/head ratio.

Buff Zane could really fuck somebody up...

I bet hungry hobo Zane could too...

It just doesn't instill the same sense of fear though!!!

I want to REALLY feel the fear of Zane deep in my loins!!!

4:00 ROFLMAO.

Whoa that video just like suddenly ended...

Is there a part 2!?

What the fuck was it even about?!
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(06-10-2018, 02:01 AM)Fungus Wrote: He is not Gay, he has bi tendencies though.

Oh my God, ew, that's even worse than being homeless!!!
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Holy shit, some epic foreshadowing at the beginning of this video!

Zane's patterns cycle through really fast.

It's the same shit, pretty much on warp speed.

This video is from November 2014!!!

LMFAO...

*shakes head*

I think Zane is absolutely hot as fuck...

But these cycles and patterns just are not attractive.

It's a shame...

It would be great if Zane could be cloned and we could start out with a fresh new Zane who had never done hard drugs or been homeless!!!

3:28 ROFLMAOOO, THE RAINBOW GATHERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:42 dude I DO NOT understand people who wanna climb mountains and shit, fuck this!!!
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Dude FUCK climbing mountains!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(06-10-2018, 02:02 AM)Trix Wrote: Oh my God, ew, that's even worse than being homeless!!!

Yes to me it is ew, because im not even 1% gay or bi, but gay dudes are fine with me, more chicks for me.
Lesbanes I despise.
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(06-10-2018, 02:00 AM)Trix Wrote: Are you saying Zane is gay!?!

well to be honest i'm only taking cursory glances, but that means i'm sticking to the realm of intuition and mine is basically never wrong, despite my ego's stubborn tendency to prove it wrong.

he's pretty clearly divided against himself internally, the result of abuse. not a singular incident mind you, but a pattern as you said he was stuck in before. substance/alcohol abuse, allegations of violence, destruction of a family, odd transient journeys with personas non grata, a potent outward charisma. all the hallmarks of a sociopath forged through intimate abuse in the formative years. i'm reminded of the movie Clueless and the descriptor `a Monet` - beautiful from a distance but up close it's ugly.
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(06-10-2018, 02:13 AM)genba Wrote: well to be honest i'm only taking cursory glances, but that means i'm sticking to the realm of intuition and mine is basically never wrong, despite my ego's stubborn tendency to prove it wrong.

he's pretty clearly divided against himself internally, the result of abuse. not a singular incident mind you, but a pattern as you said he was stuck in before. substance/alcohol abuse, allegations of violence, destruction of a family, odd transient journeys with personas non grata, a potent outward charisma. all the hallmarks of a sociopath forged through intimate abuse in the formative years. i'm reminded of the movie Clueless and the descriptor `a Monet` - beautiful from a distance but up close it's ugly.

I agree with Genba on this trixx, now you have 2 very unique opinions on it.
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Fascinating observation, well expressed, and definitely resonates with me Genba...

Cheers
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Honestly, I just want to see Zane completely naked.

360 view.
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