And he takes away everybody’s cell phones before the concert.

His politics are infantile and he’s so mad, LOL!

Motherfucker’s fine as hell though, I’d still let him fuck me.

I still legit believe he and Meg are related though, they look too much alike.

Probably came from some kind of whacked out inbred elitist bloodline.

He came from a big family and he was the last child. His mother had him when she was 40 something.

He’s from Detroit and so is Meg...

How can they look that alike and not be related??

Detroit is a city, it’s not a small hick town.

(10-04-2018, 12:51 PM)Trix Wrote: And he takes away everybody’s cell phones before the concert.

TBH, this is the #1 reason I won’t go.

I’ve been meaning to go to Nashville’s Third Man location for years...

Apparently back in the August 2017 eclipse, he was there being all sexual with random visitors and they got weirded out and started leaving.

I guess I missed out. I was an hour away viewing from a random parking lot... fuck that was awesome.

I’ve always wanted to bang Jack White, ever since the ‘Elephant’ days.

I bet he has a fat dick.

There aren’t too many accounts of him with groupies, besides one where he apparently fucked this chick and then gave her some signed merchandise. What a nice guy... now if only he was a Republican.

Let’s face it though, guy’s a total weirdo with some strange issues undoubtedly related to childhood.

And being catholic.

His interviews suck too because he always has pre-screened questions and they’re always the same questions. Mind rotted libtards can’t even think for themselves.

He’s pretentious as fuck too.

And he’s a Cancer...

Which is just totally not my shit.

He’s got a nice house outside of Nashville though, good style...

I wonder if he’s tired of living there yet? Probably.

I sent him a message on Instagram once telling him I wanted him to squeeze my throat...

The message was actually read.

The account was deleted not long after. It was a real account too.

*giggles*

You having fun talking to yourself over here, Trix?

?

I liked his mandolin playing for Cold Mountain that’s about it. Other than that he always seemed like a pretentious hipster douche with too much emphasis on his girly hair.

I could be wrong though...nah...probably not.

(10-16-2018, 09:16 PM)®️ Wrote: You having fun talking to yourself over here, Trix?

Does it look like I'm having fun sweetie?

Not that I have any faith in your ability to comprehend such a mystery or anything...

I’ve been looking for a lady like you for a long time, Trix.

We are going to have a lot of fun together, trust me.

How can I change my avatar?

Man I dunno, figure it out yourself. I don't even like you.

Ya bother me kid.