(10-18-2018, 08:03 AM)Guest Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ6795R...Rnz2I4Y6Ng

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Alright...

It's time.



"How To Smuggle Drugs" ROFLMAOLOL, Lord Jesus. This fuckin' guy, I swear. What legend.

I can't believe anybody would actually look for this kinda shit on YouTube, like WTF. LMFAO.

And for Zane to be the one facilitating the information... ah God, it's hilarious.

Honestly, can we just talk about how fucking awesome the intro is... Zane is quality. Pure quality.

He LOOKS amazing. He's absolutely fucking gorgeous. I dig the hair.

4:34 he should really take his own advice.

Too bad these videos are so short.



0:31 ROFLMAO *old man voice* "Back in my day we didn't have that thar Google, why if you wanted to do some smugglin' you had to go out to the library and get yourself some of them thar smugglin' books!!!"

I wish Zane had done all his old videos shirtless.



IDLE WATER RUNS STAGNANT, BITCHES.

STUDY YOUR PATTERNS.



1:23 what is it with Scorpio dudes and paper maps?

1:55 THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

Sigh.

What a guy...

Does anyone remember when Zane mentioned that his name had been "flagged" at the border? For them to call a phone number if he tried to cross? I would imagine that making these "smuggling" videos would pretty much assure that you were gonna get goat-roped and cavity checked on a permanent basis in perpetuity ad-infinitum :o

Yeah but dude, he made it like totally clear that he doesn't do that kinda stuff anymore...

(10-18-2018, 11:04 AM)Guest Wrote: lol, the fucking guy is a schizophrenic con man. So is his wife. They are working both sides of the con. If you don't like Zane give to his poor wife! lmfao. Trix you're really off your game girl. Has it really come to this? Only homeless bums can stand to be around you? Gross girl. Just gross. Talk about lowered expectations. What the hell is wrong with you? Your parents must be so proud. lol. Well good luck with that. See ya.

Yup! But I think Tricks is all part of the con game to generate interest. She may be the wife or even Zane himself. It's a TRIX get it?

Now we know how Mack was murdered. Zane was feeding him dope filled balloons & Zane messed up. MURDERER!!!

(10-19-2018, 05:36 AM)Guest Wrote: Yup! But I think Tricks is all part of the con game to generate interest. She may be the wife or even Zane himself. It's a TRIX get it?

This thread is 142 pages... we’ve explored every avenue. I’ve called out Zane and his wife for colluding together. You’re a bunch of noobs. But who can expect you to read the whole thread? That’s the problem with huge threads... they’re a bit insurmountable.

At some point you just have to detach, suspend suspicion, and enjoy the whole fiasco for what it is... some of the most entertaining shit on the internet, ever. And sure, I’m warped. But I know I’m not the only one blown away by the magnitude of WTF that surrounds this entire situation.

Here’s to us...

It’s been a long, long year since I’ve personally enjoyed an internet saga of epic and biblical proportions which spans hundreds of pages. But here I am again, doing what I’ve always done so well.

Indeed, these interactions always go down in history...

At least for a time.

For me... One of the absolute stand out moments was when Zane was preparing for his bombing range Gold expedition excursion and he cobbled together his "Desert Gold classifier and processor" it was a rickety lil' contraption that had an old bar-b-cue grill top and a 5 watt USB fan ;> It was at that precise moment that I knew that Zane was on some next level huxter-shit.

Rather than worry about whether he was just your garden variety tweaker or he had genuine mental illness, I actually started to glom on to the concept that he might just be out for shits and giggles. -I've been signed on ever since ;>

https://imgur.com/Oqo2I3E

(10-19-2018, 10:35 AM)user Wrote: https://imgur.com/Oqo2I3E

BHHHAHAHAHAHA OMFG.

See, that’s exactly what I’m talking about.

Anybody who can’t watch ANY ONE of Zane’s vids and see what the fuck is going on here in no uncertain terms, I feel for you...

Let it in.

It’s human nature to enjoy entertainment.

I dreamed that Zane and Cuervo and I were in bed together. Zane and I were on each side and Cuervo was in the middle. Cuervo kept trying to touch me inappropriately with his grandpa body. I could totally feel Cuervo's old dude skin like the shit was real. I got super pissed off and left.

cuervo can use skin moisturizers darling ,don't be such a hater ... just imagine french kissing and all those empty spaces and a few rotten teeth , once you have reached acceptance of that grasshopper you have transcended the vanity of humanity

Guest, I'd like to abuse you at this time.

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It depends on the man.

If he's super special to me, he can be super old.

But if he's just some old guy with nothing particularly interesting about him, there's no reason I'd go for it.

I love that Zane likes old chicks, that's hot as fuck to me.

As far as Jessica Lange, she's in her own damn category of sexual orientation...

Who wouldn't love her?

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http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainmen...6_1600.jpg

I meeean...

She looks pretty hot to me.

Listen, I have a fetish for dudes who like to fuck older ladies.

I am 100% the wrong person to talk to about this...

trix your dream about cuervo basically just shows your true desires , you see him as getting between you and zane and thats why you are always hoping they split up . i think given enough bourbon you could have a great time in the sack with cuervo ...lol

https://imgur.com/a/Dnj8iLa

The carrots make it relevant ;>