Dearest trix, wont you please join me in converting to islam ? I know you always wanted to cover your head up and be my obediant and humble woman. Picture yourself in a serene environment where we can stop five times per day just to pray and relax on our knees. Imagine brewing tasty tea for your new master and head of household. Darling , your only duty and calling in this life is to honor Allah and you do this by honoring your man. You go to market each day for fresh ingredients so we may enjoy the bounty of Allahs creation. Yes my love we shall eat great quantities of MEAT ...dont you worry. Imagine mounting a camel and plucking the fruit of a fig tree or milking all my goats, these are the joys awaiting you if only you can turn your back on the wicked yankee lifestyle.

Call me Maybe ? ...yes even we hear your infidel music sometimes...Ahaha just joking my princess call me Jamal

(01-06-2019, 02:59 PM)Jamal Wrote: Yes my love we shall eat great quantities of MEAT

DAMN. I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

Here lies Smucky the cat.

He was...

(01-06-2019, 02:59 PM)Jamal Wrote: obediant

... he thought wearily.

(01-06-2019, 03:03 PM)Trix Wrote: DAMN. I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

You'll have to give up pork though.

NO MORE BEERCAN!?

(01-06-2019, 03:42 PM)Trix Wrote: NO MORE BEERCAN!?

I don't know what that is, but if it's made of pork and you're a Muslim, why, you're shit out of luck.

Sweetie, I know that...



Oh Lordy Jesus...

It's so adorable when I remember how little the noobs know me.