I’m right there with ya girl. Though I think I’ve been celibate for 2 years now. But I don’t even want sex any more, I have zero desire. I don’t even masturbate. It’s over rated.

I mean unless you ever change your mind about girls. ;)

OooOoOooOoooo, spiiicccyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

lol people say they been single 1 year or 2 years but really its only been like 3 months right guis?

Yes it's been 3 months...

And a year and three more months.

Hahaha
you should go another 2 years

1.5 years does not = 2 years...

That's like when it's the 15th of the month and people be like, "OMG THE MONTH'S ALMOST OVER CAN YOU BELIEVE IT"...

Makes me wanna get violent.

1.5+4= Cat Lady

(03-02-2019, 01:26 AM)Guest Wrote: The last time you had sex was in england ? ... Its very spooky over there, i stayed in a 300 year old house and had super weird dreams when i was there as a kid.

I don't think I'd ever want to have sex with someone from England.

I'm very picky and they're not really my type.

Guuuuuurrrrrllllll...

Trust me...

If you ever get the opportunity, strongly consider doing it.

(03-03-2019, 07:55 PM)Guest Wrote: She doesn't want to put anything in her cooter but a real penis though.

The robot would need to have a life support system for a living  wang.

And, of course, some guy would have to give up his johnson to give to the robot.

Any volunteers?

They're going to be pretty lifelike in the future,  maybe even indistinguishable from humans according to some experts.

I'd hold off with becoming a eunuch just yet, even if for MO.

(03-02-2019, 09:29 PM)Guest Wrote: Well we are consumers

And i think dating is like consumerism now too

so if you see a pretty girl or guy working in a store. you can just look at there name tag
and then leave the store and then phone them and ask them for so and so

i was thinking of this tactic
could try pick up the hunnies this way

That's a great idea, very clever

(03-04-2019, 12:34 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Guuuuuurrrrrllllll...

Trust me...

If you ever get the opportunity, strongly consider doing it.

Really??? OK I'll keep an open mind about it

Did he have bad teeth and did it bother you?

I just have very negative feelings toward the English lately

Oh no he didn't have bad teeth, he was physically impeccable.

Wow I didn't know that was possible!

Well what happened then? Was it the long distance?

Oh it was the long distance alright...

His penis was too big.

True story.

Hahahahahahaha

How big are we talking? I've seen one really big one it was scary!

I dunno I never measured it but...

It taught me some things.

I'd always been curious about what it was like to get banged by a big dick.

Now I'm not curious anymore.

Good for you, you can cross it off the bucket list.

I never banged the one I saw. I was in college and it was too much for me at the time. Just a very intimidating penis.

But now that I think about it, the guy it belonged to looked very English.

Hmmm.....

Well according to him, his other girlfriends were able to take it just fine.

But I couldn't handle it... I mean it was fine for a novel experience but it was just too much.