Don't worry, Zane doesn't read this site... he will not see these posts.

This is not a relevant topic, nor is it important to critique Zane's life anymore.

He doesn't care about anyone who ever supported his channel or his journey in general...

Remember that.

His own words... not mine.

He's said it several times over the course of the few streams he's done since he's been with Prissywhipped.

"90%" of you are worthless to him.

Imagine how skinny and funny priss would be on zanes crack pipe, it is one possible outcome here

Yeah they're definitely involved in a dance of karma together...

I always thought Priss actually had a strong Christian faith, but most of it was obviously a put on...

She was quick to start taking the Lord's name in vain as soon as she got with Zane.

Took me a while to realize she doesn't actually give a fuck about any of that.

Her faith was all that ever safeguarded her from the possibility of doing drugs, in my mind.

Zane Greene is retired.

Not sure who this new guy is or what the fuck he's doing.

(05-18-2019, 06:41 PM)Guest Wrote: Imagine how skinny and funny priss would be on zanes crack pipe, it is one possible outcome here

She wouldn't be entertaining on a crackpipe either dude...

There is nothing that could make her entertaining.

Which never would have been a problem for her in life if Zane hadn't come along and forced this YouTube shit on her.

There's nothing wrong with being boring as fuck.

Zane is (was) the star here...

It should have stayed that way instead of trying to force something with absolutely no potential.

(05-18-2019, 06:43 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Her faith was all that ever safeguarded her from the possibility of doing drugs, in my mind.

Taking health/fitness seriously could protect her from it too though.

I liked Priss at first...

I thought it seemed really great.

But as time has worn on, man oh man.

It was apparent from their first couch streams together actually.

But I didn't wanna believe she was anything other than a boring, quiet person.

Now I think she's like some kinda retard level manipulator who's into physical intimidation and is obnoxiously full of herself, which really should have been obvious from the start since she's a fucking body builder.

Greasing her spraytanned body up and strutting around in "bedazzled" swimsuits, nooo, she couldn't possibly be vapid and vain!

There's nothing about it that is attractive on any level.

Man...

If only Zane and Country hadn't loved their meth together...

If only they could have been sober and at least one of them able to drive, we could have had an entertaining redneck trek up to Alaska rather than this sterile, lifeless, personality devoid situation we're facing.

(05-18-2019, 06:58 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: sterile

Speaking of which...

Any bets on how long until Priss is knocked up?

I was figuring it would have happened by now.

LOL, tons of people in the chat (well, 3 of the 10 or so people who are apparently the "not idiots" left in Zane's viewerbase) are always talking about him marrying Priss (even though he's already married) or getting her a ring.

Bwahahaha... and he wants to call US idiots?!

With friends/viewers like that, who needs fuckin' enemies!?

They're probably trolling though.

Hopefully.

If not, their own lives must be total trainwrecks...

Misery loves company and apparently if they want Zane to marry Priss, they must have a high level of misery he needs to match.

If any of Zane's real life buddies are reading this and feel like they need to come and white knight defend Zane or Prissywhipped, don't bother.

Zane is ignoring 90% of his former viewerbase, looks down on us like we're fucking garbage, doesn't read what we say and doesn't care.

You should ask him if you're in the "10%" of people who don't suck/aren't "idiots"...

10% is a tiny number of people and there just ain't a lot of room in there for ya.

We saw what Zane ended up doing when left to his own devices...

It wasn't good.

Too bad he can't be clean and responsible by himself.

Would be a lot more entertaining.

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I sense post-trauma numbness.

He's woken up as someone else since his "Forrest Gump Run" ended.

If he snuck alcohol, Priss would smell it and she'd beat his ass worse than it's ever been beat before.

Honestly, he probably never had anyone kick his ass before Priss came along.

All that time walking through the western US, traipsing around in Mexico, and no one ever beat his ass...

Now he gets pwnt by a girl.

I dunno that he knows who he is now.

Also a result of trauma.

He's recovering from trauma, but...

To have Priss as a nurse who also kicks your ass, it seems like he's taking a bitter sip of karma with that recovery.

I mean let's face it, he obviously did something to deserve this.

See, Zane is fun and exciting no matter what he's doing.

Like even in his current Prissywhipped state, if you put him on cam alone, he would still be entertaining.

But with her... or really just with anyone else, it's not as entertaining.

That was even the case in his former life, even when the people he was sharing the lens with were... uh, unique.

It still knocked off some entertainment points.

Zane is great alone...

ALONE.

Why can't he just be responsible and take care of himself by himself??

He can't though...

He cannot do it.

So to save his life, this Priss individual is... what it took.

And now it is what it is.

(05-18-2019, 07:45 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Like even in his current Prissywhipped state, if you put him on cam alone, he would still be entertaining.

But with her...

With her, it's boring and annoying.

It's annoying anytime she goes to say anything which is usually an interruption.

She says it so quietly that you can't even fucking hear her and then there are these seconds of awkwardness where Zane can't even figure out what the fuck she's saying even though he's right next to her.

Seems like she didn't get enough attention in childhood so she talks low volume so people will have to REALLY pay attention to her and even have her repeat herself too.

It's all psychological...

But with her it's a bunch of deep seeded games that aren't worth playing at all.

Like if you're somebody in her real life, yeah fine, sort it out with her if that's your karmic debt.

But on the internet, there is no place for that kinda shit.

Oil and water.

Doesn't mix, doesn't work, will always be separated, will never mesh together.

Zane was on the road to fame... like REAL fame. The kinda fame that, honestly, you don't wanna have to face. Because you're forced to make a decision between being good and being evil.

He went on a path where that's not what he'll have to face.

As long as he's with Priss, he'll be safe from that.

So I mean... as obnoxious and totally lackluster as she is on every level, she may be a blessing in disguise.