Dreamed I was having sex with a super old dude...

[Mister Obvious]

I mean we're talkin' OLLLLDDDD.

[Mister Obvious]

And the thing is, in the dream I was REALLY loving it...

I was even aroused in a naughty kinda way that I was fucking such an old dude.

But in real life I KNOW I would NOT feel that way.

I mean it might be okay if he looked great for his age or something.

But if he legit LOOKED old as FUCK??

I would be fucking DISGUSTED with myself afterward and would feel TOTALLY dirty.

[Mister Obvious]

Like in a bad way.

[Mister Obvious]

No offense to old dudes, but yeah.

And I mean, I've never done it...

I've never fucked a REALLY REALLY old dude.

So I don't know FOR CERTAIN (necessarily) how I'd feel.

But I'm pretty sure I'd feel something close to what I assume.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm talking like 75-85.

Not just old to me, but inarguably old.

[Mister Obvious]

And I know I put the cutoff age at 85, but COME ONNNNNN.

Pretty sure it's not even possible to fuck dudes older than 85!!!

[Mister Obvious]

It sounds DANGEROUS in a whole other way than why sex is dangerous anyway.

[Mister Obvious]

Ew, God, no.

[Mister Obvious]

Yikes, I'm so shook.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like MAYBE I could do it if I was facing away from him.

[Dark Dick]

Could have been Father Time since the year is coming to an end.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I meeean...

I guess Saturn's got some pretty good dick then.

For being really, really, really, really fuckin' old.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

I guess disgust and arousal can coexist...

[Dark Dick]

I feel like MAYBE I could do it if I was facing away from him.

And he would be behind you since you're going into the new year.

You better run faster Fannie, because he's cumming for those sweet cheeks.

[Mister Obvious]

That's some fucked up shit dude, you're right OMG.

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahaha OMG!

You're so brilliant, Dickie.

[Dark Dick]

When the New Year gets here we'll see if you get any New Dick.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

I meeean...

I guess Saturn's got some pretty good dick then.

For being really, really, really, really fuckin' old.

Isn't Santa Clause based on Father Time?