Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

I only skipped through the video but I really appreciate he never actually showed them on the camera... you gotta protect the kids, and YouTube these days isn't very keen on having kids in videos, especially on channels with mixed content.

[Mister Obvious]

https://imgur.com/a/ZgThDHZ

[Mister Obvious]

There's NO ONE who isn't excited to see this fuckin' guy go live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.ebay.com/usr/inzanescoinsandtreasures

https://imgur.com/a/f0FqoRm

Awwww, look at the cute little pendants Zane has made from his shark tooth score!

He's so amazing...

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is so special and talented!!!

[Mister Obvious]

It's showtime, bwahahaha omg soooooo fuckin' stoked.

*popcorn*

It looks like Zane went somewhere to find his natural habitat in a local setting...

Looks like an abandoned gas station or something...

Sigh.

So great.

It's so nice to see this damn fucking hobo.

He said the past 2.5 years was one of the most epic nervous breakdowns you could ever have, and that he's made it out of that energy and feels better.

He says he feels like he could even do linework again despite the past/PTSD.

He's saying thanks to everyone who helped him get to a point of being restored. That's super awesome.

He says things are great with the family, that's so awesome.

He's really coming from the heart on this, it's so amazing. I love to see him speak from the heart yo.

So true, God bless Cal Sherpa for encouraging Zane to go back to his family (which he did all along).

He just thanked me too, oh my God so nice... wow, thanks Zane. I didn't know some of the things you said and I really appreciate being mentioned on the list. Also thanks for saying I'm a real person!!! I don't think a lot of people know that.

You're welcome man, it's so great to see you back home... you belong there and your family is damn awesome. They love you like crazy.

Hell even the haters love you...

That's all hate is man, inverted love.

Thanks for picking Zane up, Deborah, you're a badass chick!!!

Woohoo, shoutout to Kathi Jones, what a truly great lady... I remember you from way back Kathi, and all the great things you've done for Zane!!!

This is a great stream man, lovin' it!!!

The sincerity is just off the charts and I'm truly purely and totally living for it.

Sigh OMG... what a nice thing to thank everybody. This has been so damn fucking heartwarming.

Zane is a fucking king, man... a MAJESTY. Plain and simple, that's a fact no matter who likes it or don't.

We've been totally blessed to have this motherfucker in our lives.

At least he addresses that the Mexico thing was a total fucking horror show in a BAD way, and yes, Priss DID save him from that... that's the God's honest truth, on the level. So thanks, Priss.

Fuck anybody who says Zane isn't honest!!!

What a beautiful fucking broadcast man, my God... well done, Zane. Well done.

I really think he should just end the video right here.

But I will say this...

I THINK (I'm not sure but I THINK) Zane has a widow's peak. And I think he needs to show us more of this in the future and do anything in his power to make it readily available for us to see if he does have one.

I personally don't have any questions.

Zane's done the right thing in going back home to be with his family... if he hadn't been there when the kids needed him most, it would have ruined their lives.

That he would simply be there is all that matters... any imperfections he may have are irrelevant, and by just being there (in the vicinity/locale) he has avoided years upon years of needless pain that his kids would have otherwise endured due to his absence.

We believe in you Zane, you got this.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/inzanescoinsandtreasures

Y'all go and get you some of them thar shark teeth on the eBays.

He says "exploiting all his knowledge" and that's exactly what he should do.

That's what he should do every day all day.

Bahahahahahaha somebody says he should be a male stripper and he compares himself to Powder and he's like "Would you want Powder showing up at your house?" LMFAOOOOO fucking lololol oh my God. Bahahahaha. That was awesome. Great movie though.

I want to see Zane in an apartment and working a job. He'll be interesting in any setting, and as we've seen, he's best alone. TBH.

It's fine for Zane to live in that hotel he's talking about. It's hard for even normal people to get an apartment... hotels are the way to go, if you can afford them, and that's the bottom line. You can just leave whenever you want and that's the best thing in the world.

[Mister Obvious]

lmfao @ the touch your pants guy.

[Mister Obvious]

Awww, Snizzy seems like a great dude.

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO Snizzy's getting sketched the fuck out, like just by the reality Zane lives in as a hobo.

It IS weird man, LMAO...

Zane does live in a certain type of reality/plane of existence.

Like with the guy walking up to them and asking them the score of the game, ROFL...

That aspect of shit totally freaks Snizzy out.

I appreciate Zane admitting that adventures aren't necessarily fun when you're in the middle of them.

[Mister Obvious]

The usefulness of his time with Priss is that he has that battleaxe essence on hand in his arsenal to use when he needs it.

Because the longer and farther away he gets from the strictness of that energy, the more things will go back into grooves...

He can avoid grooves by taking Priss essence off the shelf, stirring it into the most overbearing strength possible and then consuming it.

Whenever you dance with somebody, you absorb their essence and can access that data for the rest of time... that's just the truth and that's why it's a very bad idea to willy-nilly dance with fuckers you're gonna regret later.

[Mister Obvious]

Because I can tell by Zane's way of being at the moment (totally sober and whatnot) there is a difference in his level of tolerance...

Fact of the matter is, he shouldn't have that tolerance.

Drugs and all kinds of shit were helping him TOLERATE certain things...

And so if he does not get into a state of being which allows and tolerates certain energies, he will be able to focus on his current goal.

I'm just saying... he's in a good state right now and shouldn't let anything whatsoever change that.

Even if it's annoying and uncomfortable... what he's staring at is the truth and the truth is your only real friend in life.

The truth can hurt you, annoy you, and make you uncomfortable... but it's always for the best.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, I just wanna say...

I think Zane would make a great male stripper.

[Guest]

I devoured his reaction when he was asked 'What have you learned from Priss'.
Delicious... at least there was actual questions.

[Mister Obvious]

"We're all here cuz we ain't all there." Yeah it was great.

In the future I hope Zane doesn't really say much more about Priss. It's always best to leave a shroud of mystery around that kinda stuff.

Zane's viewership didn't really have any good questions that I can recall. I personally think most of it was just a bunch of stupid shit and Zane knows it. No offense to any of the viewers but... shrug.

And Zane DID ask if people had questions so it's not entirely the fault of the audience. That's true. But there's a certain kinda vibe that exists between Zane and his audience that is there when Zane is sober and in his right mind. It all goes back to what I was saying about Zane's tolerance level.

Bottom line is, it's gonna have to be understood that the audience is like a dumb little pet. Oh isn't it so cute! Look it was nice just then. Aww, oops, it just shit the rug! It didn't mean to. Ouch! It bit me with its tiny, annoying teeth! Gosh, did it mean to hurt me? Ah well... it's still cute, just look at it roll around!

It is what it is... and it'll just have to be handled as such.

There's no point in bending down to the audience and giving it a long talk, pointing the finger and using lengthy words to explain the whys and whynots... it'll just never understand.

Therefore it's only us who can manage the way WE respond to the audience and work the audience in general.

It must be remembered that at the end of the day, everyone simply wants to see Zane. That's literally it. He doesn't even have to be doing anything. He doesn't even have to be saying anything. That is the truth.

And the fact is, Zane could never be more boring than when he was with Priss. He's not capable of that (regardless of the setting or mood) on his own. He has nothing to worry about.

[Mister Obvious]

Praying Zane stays warm tonight...

Otherwise there may be cosmic consequences.

[Sum Ting Wong]

Praying Zane stays warm tonight...

Otherwise there may be cosmic consequences.

  I have a feeling soon after his wife passes,  Zane will have another melt down and end up being a homeless, dope addict.

[Mister Obvious]

The hobo might surprise you.

[BND SUCKS]

  I have a feeling soon after Zane's wife passes,  Zane will have another melt down and end up being a homeless, dope addict.

Big Nick Digger - I have a feeling you will NEVER be half the man Zane Greene is. I also have a feeling you will be forever jealous of his brain and charisma. 
You are obsessed with him to the point you should see a psychiatrist for help about it because you can NOT stop watching his every move.
Keep his wife's name out of your mouth. That supposed “inside information” you had, which was actually just reading MO’s, was obvious bullshit. Otherwise, you would’ve known Zane was returning home to his wife and the children.
I’m warning you, you scrawny, little, friendless boy. Keep his wife's name out of your mouth. Let her have peace or things will go next level for you.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's wife is tough, I don't think BND's gonna be able to hamper her peace.

But he is an obsessed douche, whether that post was him or not (no idea).

He's definitely in love with Zane in ways which threaten his sexuality and that's why he's so mad.

There's this fusion of romantic attraction to Zane vs. this disappointment when Zane does something BND doesn't approve of/makes him less attractive.

So in one way BND is angry when Zane gives him romantic feelings, but he's also angry when he stifles them.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not calling BND gay, Zane has this effect on a lot of men...

He melts chicks' panties and makes dudes pitch tents, guys have always been gay over Zane, it's not you, it's him.

Just relax and let it happen.