Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

This whole line of conversation is really turning me on.

[Mister Obvious]

I really want to see BND do a stream being vulnerable and addressing the fact that he's resisted the urge to pet his peener while watching Zane 1 or 2 times...

Hey if it helps you feel more comfortable BND, I've flicked the bean to Zane's vids before!

Ah well, I'd never see his vid anyways, I'm not subscribed. And the one time I did watch his stream, he deleted the fucking thing later... bad business.

[Mister Obvious]

Will somebody come and give me a wank? I'm too lazy to do it myself.

[Guest]

"He's definitely in love with Zane in ways which threaten his sexuality and that's why he's so mad."

its that shark tooth dig where zane was showing plumbers crack , it was too damn much

[Mister Obvious]

*humps pillow*

[Guest]

Zane's wife is tough, I don't think BND's gonna be able to hamper her peace.

But he is an obsessed douche, whether that post was him or not (no idea).

He's definitely in love with Zane in ways which threaten his sexuality and that's why he's so mad.

There's this fusion of romantic attraction to Zane vs. this disappointment when Zane does something BND doesn't approve of/makes him less attractive.

So in one way BND is angry when Zane gives him romantic feelings, but he's also angry when he stifles them.

It’s totally him. He’s been saying the same exact words, on every thread he can since Zane’s last stream. He’s predictable, redundant and BORING. 
You’re absolutely right, he longs to be wrapped in Zane’s arms. He wants to be the little spoon and dreams of all the ways he would submit to him. It’s obvious and everyone knows that’s what’s going on in his tiny brain........including himself.

[Mister Obvious]

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/07...6b2d9e.gif

It's okay to want it.

[Mister Obvious]

the little spoon

rofl

[Guest]

lol @ 25sec. 

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Dude. That video.

Maybe that is the key to Zanes power.
He gets the haters hot hot hot.

So does Trumpisimo.

Probably why I like em both.

Though, I think Zane might want to start choking back his emotions a bit more.
He’s getting a little weepy.

[Mister Obvious]

Getting "weepy" isn't the problem with Zane's emotions...

Historically, getting mad and triggered is the only time there's ever been a problem with Zane/expressing his emotions.

I typically like your posts but I can't let a bad piece of advice slip by uncorrected.

[Mister Obvious]

Didn't Zane say he plays the piano?

[Guest]

Getting "weepy" isn't the problem with Zane's emotions...

Historically, getting mad and triggered is the only time there's ever been a problem with Zane/expressing his emotions.

I typically like your posts but I can't let a bad piece of advice slip by uncorrected.

You’re probably right on that account.

I’m just happy you know I’m the same dude.

 I get pretty proud of the stuff I post on here...I’m a prophet in my own mind.

I know who you are.

Only fair you know who I am.  

[omitted]

I dig your site. 

Thanks for doing it.  It’s fun.

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks for dropping that link man...

I edited it out before I approved your post though just to protect your privacy.

I respect you and what you do...

And we're all a special group of people who are attracted to Zane.

That's a fact.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's walking in Crocs...

That uh, sucks.

He just gave directions to some guy asking for the bus station.

God Zane is so fucking amazing.

Whew... holy shit man.

So he's just in downtown Fort Worth scouting out a place to sell his shark teeth.

This fucking guy's life though... what the actual fuck.

He's got a pretty nice backpack.

LMFAO he's always got the toothbrush front and center.

This guy is a legend of epic and biblical proportions.

I mean, holy fuck.

Zane Greene is one powerful son of a bitch, never doubt it.

Muwahahahaha.

What the fuck.

These pendants he made are actually really cool.

I like the way he strokes these shark teeth.

Pretty sexy.

There's a cop/guard in front of him on a bike who's pretty hot in the face. He seems to be into Zane on a personal level and entertained by him.

He's talking to the cops...

He uses the knowledge he has to talk himself out of situations and let people know he knows shit.

These cops seem pretty nice...

Not even gonna lie, I'm gonna go make some popcorn up in this bitch.

He's getting his backpack back on to move to where the security guys recommended...

Zane is the coolest looking hobo ever...

That's one sexy hobo.

What a god among men.

You know, they always said, what if that bum on the street corner is God down here to test you...

Jesus was a homeless guy!

So like, is JoS. A. Bank an actual bank or what?

Ugh bars and clubs are sooo fucking dismal. Look at those people waiting to get in. So dismal.

'The Library' is playing cool music though.

Zane just came along to make those sad club goers' lives a little less fucking shallow and miserable... what a blessing he is.

They have no idea how lucky they are to be walking past this fucking hobo...

That he's more popular than they are, more beloved by total strangers than they'll ever be...

This is why I love Zane, cuz he taught me lessons.

104 people watching... that's 208 eyes on Zane.

He's just laying out all his shark teeth pendants on the planter/sidewalk by this bar.

Zane Greene is a true master.

LOL look at these douches getting out of this SUV and going into the club...

Fucking nobodies and nothings compared to Zane.

Zane is one of the most legendary fuckers who's ever walked this planet...

And I do mean walked.

Look at these hot chicks he's talking to.

This group of people he's talking to, the guy in the black hoodie is offended by Zane's alpha spirit... but he's warming up to him moderately.

I'd be throwing that backpack in the bushes though... it's too easy to grab right there.

Zane's life is one of the weirdest trips I think anyone could ever go on.

Seeing him peddling these shark teeth is insane... fascinating.

LMFAO some bitch just said she wants the one that's "Free 99" and then they all started laughing... Zane laughed, but there were layers to that fuckin' laugh.

Yet another phone drop. LMAOOOOOO.

Gotta be the weirdest life I've ever seen.

LMFAO he just recorded some girl twerkin' and then dropped his phone again.

Bahahahahaha oh my God man. I was getting bored but then, yuuup.

LMAO Zane says he's gotta piss...

Couple minutes later a dude walks by and Zane asks if he wants to buy a shark tooth and the guy goes, "I gotta piss."

You just can't make this shit up.

God drunk people are sooo annoying.

I couldn't imagine actually going to a bar.

I think he cracked the front of his phone at some point... I dunno, I had to go AFK for like 20 minutes at least.

Now Zane's wandering around looking for a place to piss... this is the kinda content I signed up for.

Oh my God this is great. He's taking a piss. See this is what I love... this is what I love more than anything.

Now he's talking about the weight of his pack and says that when he was in Oatman his pack weighed 100 lbs. and that his pack now weighs like 50lbs.

I don't envy Zane tonight, seems like he's in a shite part of town and we know all the animals come out at night.

At least he has the audience to share in this bullshit with... I don't think anybody should be homeless if they don't wanna be.

"Tomorrow is church."

[Mister Obvious]

It's sad that Zane is out there in the cold all wet and shit...

He shouldn't be in this situation, he did his part and got there...

He upheld his end...

Alas there's little justice in the world it would seem...

Looks like the universe has been doing a pretty half-assed job on basically everything for a hot minute now.

[Mister Obvious]

One of his friends is coming to pick him up...

Because it's fucking ridiculous that he's even in this situation.

It's really just gotta stop.

[Not BND]

First things first, I'm not BND, but I happen to agree that Zane isn't going to follow through on getting custody of his children.   He has a major uphill battle, including all his own personal issues & battling the grandparents in family court. I really don't see him dealing with all that and maintaining any sort of normalcy. 


Once again, it's just a personal opinion & at this point, only time will tell.

[Guest]

this is why the Bible tells guys to take their new wives FAR AWAY from the womans family , they just cause division and awfulness and lead to anger and disease