Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

she has sexy voice

[Mister Obvious]

You know what's fucked up about it though?? Same conclusion I came to in my video about the Colorado hotel I stayed in...

Sometimes you're less safe in a hotel than you are at rest areas and other kinda places. Not saying I think Zane is unsafe, I mean the fucking guy spent time doing illicit drugs and possibly assbanging tranny hookers in a Mexican black tar crack alley... but yeah, that hotel is definitely ghetto.

0:34 and look at this guy with the cane just stopping in the middle of the fucking parking lot in front of that truck... how annoying. Why do the dregs of society have to make reasonably priced accommodations so weird and low vibe?

1:12 "I don't wear gold" rofl, I love this fuckin' guy.

1:55 he's filming a drug deal the entire time. I bet shootings take place in that parking lot.

He needs to remember to put his PayPal info in the description of every single video.

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds a lil uppity toward food review videos there at the beginning. Lil self-righteous.

Did he just get the one meal? The fuck... that'd be enough to feed me, but that's about it.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd take one look at that and be like "K, what're you gonna eat?"

[Mister Obvious]

"K sooo... where's your food cuz uh, all this is mine bitch."

Mkay.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm sure Zane is great for sex, but other than that you really gotta wonder. If a man can't feed me right, then he's just not hot.

[Mister Obvious]

I think Zane needs to start getting naked for us. We haven't seen that sweet hobo body in a long time. What do we gotta do?

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's very sexy and I would like for him to lube up his whole body and stand in front of a mirror for us and just kinda slowly strike different poses whilst wearing a vaguely obtuse facial expression...

And maybe growling a little bit.

[Mister Obvious]

And touch himself.

[Mister Obvious]

I know BND wants this too.

[Mister Obvious]

WTF, did I say that out loud?!

Gah I really need to ban myself from posting before 8AM...

Sleep posting always gets me in trouble.

Listen don't hold this against me, I'm barely conscious. I don't know what I'm saying!

[Guest]

I know BND wants this too.

This is truth.

[Guest]

One of the nice things about Zane is unlike some guys that can get by on their personalty and looks Zane really doesn't play on it he couldn't care less he would sooner be off adventuring with the lads. others would really take advantage.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane DOES take advantage with his looks.

He just does it in a very uncommon way.

He does it in such a way that the untrained eye doesn't realize it.

And we have seen him 'traditionally' play on his looks too...

Either way he can't go wrong. Guest, I like what you bring to the table.

[Guest]

its really nice that his wife and kids just let him wander off and have sex with a Mexicali
everyone so carefree about it , that's so great
'hey pop what was it like porking that chick?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAR20Iyv5fQ

[Mister Obvious]

Wow Guest, lil far!?

God I'm so fucking glad that era of Zane's life is over though...

It was...

Not great.

At least for the viewership, it was...

Not great.

Ugh my God.

So glad.

[Mister Obvious]

That is a mega glorious wrap job.

[Sum Ting Wong]

Watching Zane struggle to keep his $1400 a   month, crime ridden, hotel room.... While working a minimum wage job & trying to sell trinkets is absolutely priceless!!! 


Anyone who actually thinks he's going to "Pull This Off" better take a deeper look and think again.  He is merely riding this wave until he's dumped off on the rocks again. Nothing & I mean nothing he's currently doing is sustainable. It's only a matter of time before it all implodes. 


(This is an observation & opinion, Nothing More)

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah okay, thanks for that lovely interjection BND.

At least I assume that's who you are...

Regardless though...

One day you might find yourself in a worse situation than Zane's, and unfortunately for you (no matter who you are) there will be no entertaining people and earning money by being interesting or doing cool shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh God yes.

God.

Yes.

Please don't show your ballsack again though.