There's this girl

[Master Oblivious]

Yeah, you wanna do it.

Of course I do. Certain terms and conditions must be met first. She definitely have some pretty nice child bearing hips for her little frame (it fits perfectly on my lap I imagine too).

[Master Oblivious]

Chicks don't actually go "Wanna see my boobies?"

Dudes pretending to be chicks do though.

We will help you hone this art...

It's okay, stick with us.

Seems a little not my style but I'm betting I could world of wordcraft a someone to believe it but it goes into the realm of kinda gay. 
How about I pretend to be a hot chick to get a lesbian. More my style.

[Master Oblivious]

Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.

[user328]

Part of the long game is to hide the truth in plain sight.

This thread will eventually be buried a few pages back. Only those newcomers who diligently read the board will stumble upon it. They may go several weeks thinking I'm a girl before they learn the truth. Their disillusionment will be priceless.

Of course those who don't read will never know.

[Master Oblivious]

Part of the long game is to hide the truth in plain sight.

This thread will eventually be buried a few pages back. Only those newcomers who diligently read the board will stumble upon it. They may go several weeks thinking I'm a girl before they learn the truth. Their disillusionment will be priceless.

Of course those who don't read will never know.

Oh so you're back to reverse-anti-double role playing. Nice. Whatever. Where's the tits?

[Master Oblivious]

[Mister Obvious]

Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.

*strangled

[Master Oblivious]

*strangled

mmm. Must must know this chick; that's exactly what she wants... 

I wonder if it would give the kid some sort of sexual proclivities or strange issues about that subject.

[Master Oblivious]

She's also the ULTIMATE tease. She's a little blunt and yaps her fingers too much "something happened at 8 and he's totally turned it into a defmek and honed it to an art? 
I think she may be a little cheese off cracker brand but she's still got remember; the cards don't lie.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude, I have a bad feeling you never left the chat lastnight and you're just STILL awake.

[Master Oblivious]

I did leave it; and I got plenty of sleep. You need to rub that crystal ball harder because I have a really GOOD feeling.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL! :)

[user328]

Where's the tits?

If they wuz up yo ass eatin' a ham and cheese sammich, you'd know where they wuz.

[Mister Obvious]

"Dev"...

God what a brilliant fucking name. lmao.

It sounds like something I would come up with!

[user328]

It sounds like something I would come up with!

I know, right?

It was originally a nickname I gave my cat when she and her brother were into demolishing shit.

[Mister Obvious]

I know, I remember.

Very nice.

[Mister Obvious]

AV's a lil scary, but still primo.

[Guest]

I have a penis am eager to help

[somethingelseishere]

a chick pretending to be an old dude pretending to be a chick.

At some point, physicality will fail to hold and put a serious runner
in the stockings of time & space and they'll just collapse into being
a gooey pile of chewed bubble gum.

You just don't fuck with onions my man. The layers have order.
Respect the layers.

[somethingelseishere]

Also I really hope our child(ren) NEVER knows he or she was conceived while her mama was being choked.

There goes the pictures for the wedding album.