I dreamed I was shooting up sperm with a turkey baster...

[Mister Obvious]

I never like to use condoms on my cucumbers though.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I now get the saying "lay there like a dead fish" because "fish" is slang for "pussy".

[ELFUNGNINO]

I never like to use condoms on my cucumbers though.

I told you ages ago get a wood one up ya! Get splinters you deserve it!
Although I could make one so polished out of wood, you would never get splinters.
But that is to kind for my mamma :)