The Standing Seat

[Marmel]

"It improves your child's intelligence."

[Marmel]

https://imgur.com/C7cCgpd

[Mister Obvious]

Lol.

Dude, that looks like a meeting of the Starfleet Council.

[Marmel]

Where are you getting your ideas from?

[Mister Obvious]

I could ask you the same fucking question, I guess, huh mate?

[Marmel]

https://imgur.com/GlToIpZ

CEOs and Presidents will want plush finishes.

You could design one especially for Donald.

You could get his input.

[Marmel]

Yup.

It's time to revolutionize chairs.

Yeah it's all about the seat ain't it 

https://imgur.com/1hOcBBD

The original lean seat > https://imgur.com/W5qBPFz

[Marmel]

I just realised my avatar is multi-tasking right now.

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

Dude that guy is like 40 or something and yet he's got that millennial male/soyboy sound/look to him...

Gah, I'm so disgusted by all these motherfuckers.

[Guest]

The Gangsta Lean.

"A real aggin named E
And I live my life/file straight crazy
Don't need no punk saggin payin me
And broke groupie-ass brujas don't faze me"

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Dude that guy is like 40 or something and yet he's got that millennial male/soyboy sound/look to him...

Gah, I'm so disgusted by all these motherfuckers.

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p...isanthropy

"misanthropy
The natural allergic reaction had by an intelligent, thinking person when confronted by a world of tribalized, reactionary proto-humans. A condition characterized by a need for solitude, and skepticism  about the nobility of one's fellows. Hatred and mistrust of man (and woman) kind. The state of being misanthropic.
My misanthropy is founded on the evidence: most people, most of the time, are pin-headed bottom feeders...I want nothing to do with them."

[user328]

The whole damn thing vibrates...

I get the feeling you know this from experience.

[Mister Obvious]

Psht, I wish.

I WISH.

But am I wrong???

The whole thing DOES vibrate, right???

I gotta look this up now...

Wow, well...

I can't seem to get a straight fucking answer.

But I will tell you this...

I have ALWAYSSS been under the impression that the ENTIRE "saddle" vibrates.

In fact the first time I saw a sybian, it didn't have any attachments. It was JUST a saddle.

And I was like wow that must be awesome...

But ever since then, every one I've seen has that stupid attachment on it.

You could not PAY ME ENOUGH (and I mean that) to actually get on a dildo attached to a sybian or anything else.

The mere idea scares the hell out of me, literally horrified.

Real dick and dildos are in no way comparable...

They're just not.

Dildos are too big and hard and they're made of toxic materials...

Ugh God. I just can't.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd sit on a vibrating saddle all day and night though lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Dude though...

I want a whole vibrating bed (made of leather) with a vibrating saddle attached to it somewhere.

We need to be able to target all areas of the body.

Hardcore vibrating is super good for you, I know it is.

It's not fair that we can't have it all over our body at once.