Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

You got a good head on your shoulders, Mo.
What you said there...every word of it, true.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe Zane can bag this chick and get her to pay for the work he's gonna need done over that missing tooth...

[Mister Obvious]

You better not make fun, Zane.

[Mister Obvious]

All those ship guys you're talking shit about are watching your videos, Zane...

They're hearing everything you're saying about them and they're talking amongst themselves about it.

The joke is on you. At your expense. They are not fooled by you.

[somethingelseishere]

If it's anything I've learned over the years it's that most all of those
"youtube-famous" people are lame-ass, cringey, shitbag attention whores
with little to no true talent who get by on the gullible, bored mediocrity-starved masses.

[Mister Obvious]

Well said...

[Mister Obvious]

THAT POOR FATASS PREGNANT SALMON WAS JUST TRYING TO HIDE BEHIND A LOG AND ZANE KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

THEN HE LET ALL THAT DELICIOUS SALMON ROE SPILL OUT EVERYWHERE AND ONLY ATE A LITTLE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

hey mo when was the last time you went to church ?

what denomination are you and what age did you first try sex ?

[Mister Obvious]

I'd be real careful about shit talking your dead wife if I were you, Zane.

Angels are automatic. They don't think...



They only react.

Automatic angels do haunt
In such appropriate taunts
Made with eerie timeliness
Free them, clean the mess
Roused by the unjust acts
The needless selfishness

[Mister Obvious]

Unsubbed.

[Guest]

Zane seems to be in fine form Alaska is good for him the guy is buzzing, even if he don't get on a big money boat he should find something, the guy could talk the legs off a donkey.

[Guest]

Zane seems to be in fine form Alaska is good for him the guy is buzzing, even if he don't get on a big money boat he should find something, the guy could talk the legs off a donkey.

He did talk the legs off a donkey, the donkey was named Bonnie.

[Guest]

@ 6:54  ...becoming a normy  , the system always finds a way to turn. you into a  boring zombie
zane with a donkey  wandering the slums of Mexico  and   looking for  gold is  where he belongs not     up in Alaska with a   bunch  of     desperate fisherman all hiding from   exes with axes

[Guest]

https://youtu.be/O0osbe36RJ0?t=2264

You know what Zane?

I have an army of trolls about 1,000 times yours....

Keep talking smack and I'll set them loose on you, you fucking bum.

Respect?

You got none for nobody, not your dead wife, not your children, not even yourself.

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself buddy.

This is your one and only warning.

Zanegreene.com is waiting and ready to be deployed mother fucker.

You're WAY out of your league, son...

You ain't up against no bums in the desert here boy.

Now go fuck yourself before I devote more than 30 seconds of my time to fucking you up.

- Friend of Trix

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

That’s sweet MO
Might as well jump on the Big Nick Digger bandwagon and really show him who’s boss.
You unsubbed.
Don’t be a bitter Betty. Be better.

[Guest]

I mean just listen to this guy...

Someone takes the time to warn him about a very serious medical issue (his tooth) and he attacks them for their concern.

Zane, let me tell you something.

You removed the root canal filling, that wire thing, well guess what?

That wire thing was the only thing protecting the nerve that runs along your entire jaw from infection, genius.

You think because you had a root canal that you won't suffer any pain or problems now that the tooth is broken off and the hole leading to the nerve in your jaw is now exposed?

lol

Just wait big boy, 2 weeks and you'll be crying and begging for some dentist to have mercy on your broke good for nothing ass.

But hey, you've had 10 fucking morons in the woods in Alaska tell you it's going to be fine...

lmfao

You're so done.

I mean listen to yourself...

You think you're going to bring your kids up to Alaska?

BAHAHAHAHAHA

NO FUCKING CHANCE IN HELL!

You can't even take care of yourself much less 3 children.

Their grandmother has custody of them, thank god.

YOU NEVER WILL

Why?

Because you're too fucking arrogant and stupid to get a steady job that pays steady money and build a proper life and home for your children.

You'd rather traipse off into the woods and be a fucking BUM than work a real job.

You think you're some youtube star?

You ain't nothing kid.

And you'll never be anything because your ego is way bigger than your brain.

Now that being said, I do enjoy watching a good train wreck and THAT is ALL you have to offer the world.

A train wreck we can all watch and laugh at.

I mean even your loser supporters can make themselves feel better about their shitty lives in comparison to yours...

lol

You're nothing but a gypsy conman who is getting OLD, 40 years old now?

lol

You ain't top dog out there in the Alaska wilderness and somebody is going to come along and put you in your place.

It's easy for you when you only surround yourself with people you can manipulate, like nasty fat women who are desperate for some bum cock.

But out there?

Shit boy, they eat chumps like you for breakfast.

I've seen 100 conmen just like you.

You ain't fooling me boy.

You're a worthless piece of shit who makes his living pumping his ego and conning people out of money on youtube.

There are hundreds out there just like you.

I've destroyed many just for the lulz.

Sorry ass sack of shit.

You got nothing to offer the world except a shit show.

Dime a dozen.

[Mister Obvious]

That’s sweet MO
Might as well jump on the Big Nick Digger bandwagon and really show him who’s boss.
You unsubbed.
Don’t be a bitter Betty. Be better.

Pft...

I have never been a hater loser like any of those fucks you see trash talking Zane...

You should see some of the sick, twisted hater shit I've had to put up with getting posted on this thread that none of you ever see because I don't allow open Guest posting.

You think I'm on a bandwagon?

Get fucking real...

Zane fucked up when he started shit talking his wife, who I befriended at the end of her life and she liked me very much...

If Zane was smart, he wouldn't talk about her AT ALL...

He'd keep it to himself instead of sharing it on the whole internet.

His oldest children are probably watching at this point.

He and his wife came back together at the end of her life, and any bad shit she ever said or did to him should be LAID TO REST.

If Zane respects the dead and leaves ANY even SLIGHT negativity out of his mouth about her, then there won't be any problems.

But if he decides it's fine to start mentioning her and talking shit?? It's unforgivable.

Zane can forget about this site, but what he should never forget is the amends that were made between him and his wife, who LOVED HIM at the end of her life and said the he was THE LOVE OF HER LIFE...

He needs to leave that part of his life OFF the fucking internet. He wants to talk about his wife? Call a fucking friend. Leave it off the fucking internet and have some damn respect.

[Mister Obvious]

You fucking mindless Zane followers blow my fucking mind...

HIS WIFE IS DEAD.

THEIR CHILDREN HAVE NO MOTHER NOW.

THEY WATCHED HER DIE OF CANCER.

He better keep his mouth fucking shut about her.

It will not be tolerated by the gods and angels.