Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

0:22 why don't you stick to THAT, Zane??

It was a pretty good fucking idea.

You wanna talk about your wife?

CALL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

TALK TO THEM ABOUT IT.

Because ALL you should be focusing on if you have your wife's name in your mouth is things that WOULDN'T HURT THEM IF THEY HEARD IT.

For their sake?

Straighten your ass up and don't talk about their mother to a bunch of fucking retards on the internet.

[Mister Obvious]

Or hang out in the back of a closed bar in Alaska jacking WiFi from a nearby business drinking obscene amounts of alcohol that have already irreparably damaged your body and ensured that your kids won't have a dad one of these days either...

There's a good path, a smart path, a decent approach...

And that's to shut the fuck up about your wife, and just live your meandering existence out without doing any more damage there.

The other path?? Speaking negatively of the deceased in possible earshot of your kids who have NOTHING but their GRANDMOTHER now.

And some of us are privy to the way that grandmother treated her in her final days.

If you ain't got something good to say? Don't fucking say it.

[Mister Obvious]

Your wife still had to COOK MEALS to feed the family when she could hardly GET OUT OF BED because NO ONE ELSE WOULD FUCKIN' DO IT.

And THAT'S where your kids are now.

So keep your fucking mouth shut about their mother and just stop making the whole thing worse.

They've got a load to carry in this life now, and you bullshitting around boats in Alaska ain't gonna help them on any level.

They don't WANNA fucking be in Alaska. They'll NEVER come there.

If you can't provide for them, then the LEAST YOU CAN DO is not speak of their mother to the internet anymore.

Is that so much to ask bro?

Just stop.

[Mister Obvious]

Just don't talk about your wife, Zane... don't talk about her online.

Your kids will be watching. They probably ARE watching already.

Are you really gonna act like that's some kind of unreasonable request?

I don't see how anyone could possibly argue against that logic...

It just can't be done.

There's ONE right thing to do...

And that is DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR DECEASED WIFE ON THE INTERNET.

You shouldn't talk about her AT ALL.

But IF YOU DO?

Because YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING YOU...

You better never utter a bad word, you better only say you LOVE HER, you better keep the bad stories out of your mouth, and you better act like nothing bad ever even happened, FOR THEIR SAKE.

But at the end of the day, there is NO REASON for you to talk about her.

[Guest]

Just think about his kids watching daddy on youtube down a 5th of whiskey or vodka getting totally shit faced in a video that starts out with an infographic saying "Daddy loves you, see you soon"...

Then they dig back through the archives and get to see daddy hanging out doing heroin in Mexico with toothless bums and transvestite hookers. 

Wow Zane you're real father material let me tell you. 

It really amazes me how someone who is such a gigantic fuckup can have such a high opinion of himself...

lol

Zane, you're a fucking disgrace to your children.

A fucking disgrace. 

- Friend of MO

[Guest]

YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING YOU

^this

[Guest]

What kind of example is this guy setting for those children?

Hey kids, grow up to be like daddy and you can be a street walking, alcoholic, drug abusing, bum conman too?

My God.

That's the real tragedy here, those children.

What a complete piece of shit this guy is to even show those children his youtube channel, but no that wasn't enough, he had to FEATURE THEM ON HIS CHANNEL!

lol

Wait till your kids friends at school get a load of your ass Zane..

Can you imagine the ridicule you're going to cause them to suffer because of your egotistical antics?

Poor kids.

You got some bad bad karma coming buddy.

[Mister Obvious]

OF COURSE THEY'RE FUCKING WATCHING.

They have nothing stopping them from it now.

And they have to cling onto SOMETHING.

They WORRY about their FATHER.

They want to KNOW what's GOING ON.

WHERE he is. WHAT he's DOING.

Your parents are supposed to be your GUIDING LIGHT...

That doesn't stop just because daddy CHOOSES TO DO BAD THINGS.

THEY STILL WATCH, SEEKING GUIDANCE.

[somethingelseishere]

I don't know who or what this guy is, outside of clicking on this thread a handful of times, but
what I'm getting is he's a YT-fametard and has directed his loyal following to troll this forum
because of criticism he's receiving on this thread?

What is it about these bottom-rung Tubetards that they ALWAYS end up embroiled in bullshit drama?
No talent, so I guess drama gets those clicks. God I miss the 90's.

[somethingelseishere]

That's just from reading through the last two pages, mind you.

[Mister Obvious]

Ah no he is not sending anyone here to troll.

But what he has done is started talking shit...

Because he can't handle people calling out his bad behavior and trying to give him GOOD ADVICE about his life.

[somethingelseishere]

Oh, OK. It just sounded like that when you said we don't see all the hateful shit
that guests have been posting. I getcha though. The heroes people choose, eh?

[somethingelseishere]

That hole in the gum-line with exposed nerves sounds bad.
Anything gum related, when infection sets in, if you don't get immediate help
it could back up into the brain and kill you. Pretty serious shit.

[Mister Obvious]

That hole in the gum-line with exposed nerves sounds bad.
Anything gum related, when infection sets in, if you don't get immediate help
it could back up into the brain and kill you. Pretty serious shit.

Yeah, at that point it's just a 100% vulnerable, direct link to your brain and bloodstream.

[Mister Obvious]

And Zane was even shit talking God at one point in his newest livestream, it's like bro... HOW HARD do you have to get SMACKED THE FUCK DOWN before you LEARN and shut up??

[Mister Obvious]

And he thinks people are JEALOUS of him??

That's straight up delusional.

[Guest]

So what you fucking geniuses think happens when thousends of humans gets ther teeth pulled every fucking day on this god forsaken earth ? they seem to recover niceley as the god dambed nerves heal the fuck up on ther own

Holy hell if i could just reach threw your screens an smack you

[Mister Obvious]

It's a fucking ROOT CANAL. In no way is it comparable to having a tooth knocked out.

[Mister Obvious]

So what you fucking geniuses think happens when thousends of humans gets ther teeth pulled every fucking day on this god forsaken earth ? they seem to recover niceley as the god dambed nerves heal the fuck up on ther own

Holy hell if i could just reach threw your screens an smack you

It's a fucking ROOT CANAL. In no way is it comparable to having a tooth knocked out.

https://ask.metafilter.com/232036/Do-I-n...ut#3359506

[Guest]

Zane is ultra triggered over his busted grill.

It's funny how he abandons his kids again,
lives under a tarp, begs on YT, yet thinks
he's qualified to give ANY life advice.

It's obvious he's delusional and has
untreated mental issues.