You know what's worse than being a complete idiot?

[Mister Obvious]

Being an incomplete idiot.

[user328]

The Incomplete Idiot's Guide to IQ Testing

[user328]

Euphemism for Idiots:

"dumb as a box of rocks"

"dumb as a puddle of mud"

"brick shy a full load"

"elevator doesn't go all the way up"

"lights on, no one home"

[Mister Obvious]

My favorite variation is "dumb as a box of shit."

[user328]

"drifty as a ten-cent gyro"

[Guest]

A sandwitch short of a picnic

[somethingelseishere]

One of my personal all-time favorites: "Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel."

[Dink Beaver]

blonde hair blue eyes(massively dilated pupils, who gave her what before this ?)
exhibit A 

[user328]

blonde hair blue eyes(massively dilated pupils, who gave her what before this ?)
exhibit A 

[video=themtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww[/video]

Okay, that was pretty stupid.

[user328]

https://gab.com/MagaKathryn/posts/105217041426337596