Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[somethingelseishere]

Well, today has been fucked! *checks the Google* Full moon... I shudda known!

[somethingelseishere]

Never give up on your dreams!

[somethingelseishere]

Welp, it is officially '21 in Limeyland!! And I can feel the awesome already!!

Here's to you, Sectual!!

[Guest]

Did adam and eve have bumholes before they 'fell from grace' and sinned ?

See i cant figure out what they were doing in the garden of eden that was so pleasing to their creator. They were only asked to not eat from a specific tree. That means they were eating from other trees and therefore must have had a digestive system and so must be pooping in eden . I doubt they were digging holes to cover the poo.

Lets try to imagine this time before mankind sinned . Please help me understand what adam and eve were doin that pleased God.

[Mister Obvious]

One of the greatest posts ever... I have asked these questions so many times.

[Dark Dick]

They were providing manure for all the plants, and also watering them.

[somethingelseishere]

A little thought I just had...

The Heart chakra is Green. Money [$USD] has pretty much always been... GREEN.
Shows how they want our minds working, huh? 

Subconsciously connecting our Hearts to money/love of money. Despicable!

[somethingelseishere]

I bet Google Translate thinks "Damn, that's one angry motherfucker!" lol

[ELFUNGUSINSERT]

[Guest]

they should make a new 'Bewitched' EXCEPT instead of twitching her nose for the magic to happen she wiggles her bum with camera zoom in every single time

[Mister Obvious]

instead of twitching her nose for the magic to happen she wiggles her bum with camera zoom in

AGREED.

[ELFUNGUSLOVESYOU]

Love pure love

[somethingelseishere]

If you ain't puttin' bacon on your PB & J sammich's, you ain't gettin' all God has for ya!

[somethingelseishere]

When your masturbation game is so strong you need a safe-word for yourself.

[Guest]

stick your finger in your ear and you are pointing directly at the part of your brain responsible for 'having a conscience'

the doctors say my schitzoid personality is missing one , inability to form relations with other humans

[Dark Dick]

Supposed "Adam and Eve" was really "Adam and Even" because the two of them made an even number. Also, "Eden" has a "n" as the last letter.

[Mister Obvious]

*peeks out blinds*

"I suspect aliens though, no BS."

[Dark Dick]

Maybe all the girls with loose buttholes have been probed by the Aliens.

[Guest]

Nobody would have wanted my worm filled bumhole . sometimes i would stick my finger in there and pull a few out to show random people i wanted to freak out. They were rather itchy but i let them live in symbiosis for 9 years down there. Sometimes when i pooped big clumps of these little white wrigglers would plop out

[Mister Obvious]

Guest, your dog RP is truly disturbing sometimes.