So is "bad eyesight" really a thing...

[Guest]

Declining eyesight is natures way of protecting our egos as we age.

[Mister Obvious]

I appreciate the almost sorta comical nature of that statement, but as a secretly humorless being on the inside, I gotta make it clear that I disagree.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I appreciate the almost sorta comical nature of that statement, but as a secretly humorless being on the inside, I gotta make it clear that I disagree.

How the fuck did you ever come up with that? That is absolutely beautiful. :o

[Guest]

Relax folks, it was just a joke. I think the full moon is fuckin with ya'll.

[Atma]

Did you think you was special when you typed that shit? Permission to open fire Ma'am???

Did you think you was scary when you typed THIS shit? ROFL.

[Mister Obvious]

Fung is such a tard, I gotta start reading his shit closer before I approve it.

It's a hard job...

[Mister Obvious]

Imagine having to read Fung's posts...

[Mister Obvious]

Fung, you bastage.

[Atma]

Imagine having to read Fung's posts...

Dude is like ten different people, and all of them are clowns.

[Mister Obvious]

I genuinely think a (perhaps early life) personality altering head injury is to blame for Fung's behavior.

Not saying his mom dropped him on his head as a kid but...

MAYBE.

[Atma]

Not saying his mom dropped him on his head as a kid but...

Or it's a case of premature weening. The subsequent call for attention is dire, and not met with anything that rewards the attentive. I don't think it's trolling because that's a skill. It's just a raging need to suckle that teat and not getting it, playing out over and over. Meanwhile the rest of us are splashing around in mother's milk and making sweet love.