Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[DB Hunter]

Don't know if ZG has skipped bail or just being Zane but you guys do have a messed up legal system can't travel to other states or smoke in legal states he is not that hard to find just log on to you tube and he will pop up some place all full of beans with a new plan.
Think he stayed sober and straight on the shark tooth trip so i really don't see why the courts are giving him grief.

Did you see the bath time coming out video, such a tease.

 

 You might of forgotten, but Zane is out on bail
 for assaulting an elderly woman. This is the 
 second time his bail has been revoked, due
 to his failure to comply. Nobody is to blame
 other than Zane. He chose YouTube over his
 family and can't stop YT long enough to take 
 care of his responsibilities. 

 He's always pointing blame. ?
 It's everyone else's fault 

 I've been saying this.....
 Zane has never been ready to raise children 
 on his own. (He fantasized about MO 
 stepping in to play step mommy) or any 
 female he could. He literally abandoned his 
 family and now his kids are in a foster home
 
 That's gotta be a total mind fuck!! ?

[Guest]

 

 You might of forgotten, but Zane is out on bail
 for assaulting an elderly woman. This is the 
 second time his bail has been revoked, due
 to his failure to comply. Nobody is to blame
 other than Zane. He chose YouTube over his
 family and can't stop YT long enough to take 
 care of his responsibilities. 

 He's always pointing blame. ?
 It's everyone else's fault 

 I've been saying this.....
 Zane has never been ready to raise children 
 on his own. (He fantasized about MO 
 stepping in to play step mommy) or any 
 female he could. He literally abandoned his 
 family and now his kids are in a foster home
 
 That's gotta be a total mind fuck!! ?

That's one side and i don't know Zane from Adam IRL. he says he wanted to leave the building but a lady was in the way so he moved her? think he was offered a plea deal last time for a common assault time served sort of thing, but Zane say he moved her out his way, bit of a grey area.  don't think he is facing any attempted abduction charges, so maybe he still has some parental rights.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Zane is bonded out like everyone else, stay in jail or cop a plea.
There is no Justice unless Justice via politicians says it is.
Dudes doing 100 years for growing weed.
I spent 25 years staying out of jails, and building them, and I know this shit fo sure.
Most my friends dies in Prison. Im 45.

[Mister Obvious]

Fung, what the fuck are you smoking?

[Mister Obvious]

If you were gonna do 100 years, then spending your life on the run would be the only real option, lmao!

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Fung, what the fuck are you smoking?

Thorazine :) It makes me calm and not murder people :)

[Mister Obvious]

But you'd basically have to spend it on the run HARD and never be found, so you'd have to witness protection program your own self and never share anything online again. Cuz I would imagine once they caught you, you'd be screwed. You'd have to go to an island somewhere. I think Fung is high on something, I don't think Zane's really facing 100 years but regardless if he was he would basically have to disappear and never be heard from again.

[Mister Obvious]

Thorazine :) It makes me calm and not murder people :)

Bro you're such an idiot okay.

[Mister Obvious]

But good, I'm glad you have drugs bro. Good. Gucci.

[Mister Obvious]

You're not even crazy, Fung, you're just a freaking a-hole!

[Guest]

where is zane?

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

You're not even crazy, Fung, you're just a freaking a-hole!

Nah you you know im not if I was you would know more about it than you do.
I maybe a bastard, but im not a fucking bastard.

[Guest]

I fell asleep to Zanes bathtub monologue , will have to listen again unless one of you scoundrels can summarize ...

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Fuck his stream is all blurry like his camera is fucked or his internet is shit I dunno I tried 720p still all blurry.

[Guest]

Zane doing what he does best....
When times get tough, he runs like the wind.

Then he blames EVERYONE else!

Poor Zane, always the victim.
He's such a stand up guy
Why can't he catch a break?

Run Zane, Run!!!!
Things will get better if you just keep on running!

[DB Hunter]

I fell asleep to Zanes bathtub monologue , will have to listen again unless one of you scoundrels can summarize ...

Quick Summary: Zane doesn't like how the courts work.
So he thinks its a good idea to skip bail and run.

Never mind the fact, he has a child custody case pending
Which will result with him losing
his children indefinitely. 

Instead of facing his issues head on
Zane's best solution is, running far away

[Dink Beaver]

not sure why zane is letting his little assault charge consume all his energies 
the inmates were correct just plead guilty , get a deal , get your drivers license back , get back being a lineman  
keep it simple stupid

oh well maybe my wish will come true and we get to see zane livestream from jail and interview all sorts of characters

[DB Hunter]

not sure why zane is letting his little assault charge consume all his energies 
the inmates were correct just plead guilty , get a deal , get your drivers license back , get back being a lineman  
keep it simple stupid

oh well maybe my wish will come true and we get to see zane livestream from jail and interview all sorts of characters

I'm not sure how much more clear this can be...

ZANE DOES NOT WANT TO SETTLE DOWN
AND LIVE A "NORMAL" LIFE!

He literally abandoned all of his responsibilities,
kids included. Not to mention, he's had years
to get his life together, but it's obvious 
that's not what he wants. It's time 
for his enablers to finally realize that.

The real question is....
How long will it be before he gets 
arrested again?

[Guest]

Deadbeats phone is being pinged and he will be jailed soon.

[Mister Obvious]

Uh oh, you hear that everybody!?

Zane's getting BACKTRACED!!!

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!