Sometimes when I wake up, I cut a fart so intense that I almost feel kinda violated.
Do you ever cut what you would consider to be "violent" farts?
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02-03-2022, 11:11 AM
I mean the force with which it rips out of my ass leaves me wondering why it wasn't just released as I slept.
It's like it was waiting for me just so I could hear it and be impressed. Maybe my asshole is in love with me. Awkwarrrrd!!! ![]()
02-03-2022, 11:31 AM
02-03-2022, 01:01 PM
God absolutely bless...
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02-03-2022, 02:12 PM
I've fibrillated my bunghole forcefully enough to emulate a variety of woodwind and brass instruments.
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02-03-2022, 02:24 PM
0:11 BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just the context, bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm, I've never seen that movie... it looks pretty good.
02-03-2022, 02:24 PM
Looks fkn excellent actually, lmao.
02-03-2022, 02:39 PM
It was a sleeper that gained a huge following in video release. One of my favorite flicks.
02-06-2022, 11:46 AM
That's what happens when you're always sticking things in your butt.
02-06-2022, 12:39 PM
I'll have you know I haven't stuck things in my butt in A WHILE!
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