My Jack White Obsession

[Mister Obvious]

Who said ANYTHING about violence? I never cased to be amazed how people put words in others mouths. It seems to be a real problem these days. I'm just saying that with a few exceptions, I never really felt like I was making love, EVEN when I really cared about the person. I think it's just another romantic notion that had no basis in reality.

Fair enough...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

That's hot.

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He can open up a pressing plant on this ass.

[Mister Obvious]

Like 3 years ago I asked Third Man to make hand crank record players/phonographs for regular records, but I don't see Jack taking any initiative there...

How're we gonna listen to music if the power goes out, bud??

Don't hate... innovate.

[Mister Obvious]

7:37 wow, that's amazing.

[Mister Obvious]

Analog is awesome.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking amazing video, what's so incredible about the process is the total lack of waste. Absolutely brilliant.

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta say man, I'm proud as heck of Jack for doing something interesting and impressive with the product of his success.

[Mister Obvious]

Ahhh, he's pretty bangable with the blue hair. I'd still let him fuck me.

[Mister Obvious]

I accept you, Jack.

[Mister Obvious]

He's no Elon Musk, but I would still let him dick me down.

I've always wanted to do the sex with Jack White.

He's ridiculously hot and always has been, and he still looks so fucking good at nearly 50.

Yumminy.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd suck his dick, I'm not even gonna lie.

[Mister Obvious]

Twice.

First load is to swallow, second load is to moisturize my face/neck/chest.

[Mister Obvious]

"I feel bad for my girlfriend because she has agreed to be the one to manage it," he adds.

"It's a lot of work to first go from almost black hair to white and then dye it blue, so my heart goes out to her."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/18...-label/amp

She's so lucky that she gets to bleach and dye his hair.

This is his girlfriend...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Jean

[Dark Dick]

Twice.

First load is to swallow, second load is to moisturize my face/neck/chest.

He's gonna jack his white stuff all over you, Fannie.

It's amazing how everything falls into place.

[Dark Dick]

He should change his name to "Cool Whip".

https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000135764

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, I just feel like if you gotta bleach your hair in order to color it, then you just probably shouldn't be coloring it.

Or just accept that it's only gonna be like a tint on your hair rather than a full on intense color.

To maintain that hairstyle, they'd have to be doing it monthly at the least.

That's way way way too often and he should like...

Probably not do that.

[Mister Obvious]

He looks sexy as fuck though, I gotta say he's held up well over the years.