Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Mister Obvious]

Don't forget to buy all the private websites owned by sorry sacks of shit too, they need dominating just as much as the corps.

[Mister Obvious]

GOD

EMPEROR

ELON

MUSK

[Mister Obvious]

SAY IT WITH ME

BOW DOWN

[Mister Obvious]

BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO GOD EMPEROR ELON

[Mister Obvious]

BE A GOOD SLUT FOR ELON

YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PURPOSE

[Mister Obvious]

HE'S GONNA FORCE HIMSELF ON THE WORLD AND I'M HERE FOR IT

DOMINATE US ELON

TAKE CONTROL

[Mister Obvious]

BUT ONLY AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL SEXY

DON'T GET FAT

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of men think they're impressive.

A lot of men think they're powerful.

A lot of men think they're rich.

But there's only one Elon.

[Mister Obvious]

FINALLY A GOOD LOOKING MAN IS TRYING TO DOMINATE US INSTEAD OF THOSE UGLIES OF OLDE

[Mister Obvious]

THANK YOU GOD

[Mister Obvious]

ELON'S JUST DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR US

[Mister Obvious]

JUST LET IT HAPPEN

[Mister Obvious]

I WANT TO SEE EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE IN THE WORLD OWNED AND HOSTED BY SPACEX

[Mister Obvious]

GIVE IT ALL TO ELON

AS LONG AS HE'S STILL SEXY

[Mister Obvious]

GET RICHER ELON

GET RICHER

GET THE FUCK INTO SPACE AND MINE ASTEROIDS SO YOU CAN STAY THE RICHEST MAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM

FUCKING DO IT ELON

BUY THE INTERNET

[Mister Obvious]

SEND OUR CHILDREN TO SPACE ELON

[Mister Obvious]

SEND OUR CHILDREN TO SPACE TO MINE ASTEROIDS AND STAY RICH AND SEXY

[Mister Obvious]

We the people of the world need to band together and pray for good Elon's divine protection though...

Hell hath no fury like an ugly rich man's threatened ego...

With Elon crushing them down (but in a friendly way, isn't he?) there are gonna be lots of rich, totally ugly, 100% unlikable men with zero creative ability out there feeling like Elon is now the bane of their existence.

[Mister Obvious]

I almost kind of wish I'd ever given a fuck about Twitter in the first place so that I could be extra excited about this.

I've never even really used Twitter and I sure the fuck ain't gonna start now, why the hell would I when I have my own site with TRUE free speech?!

LOL!

This is great news for the social media ghetto internet dwellers who actually DO use Twitter...

But for those of us who have been spoiled by the use of private sites for basically our entire internet career, it's just not gonna change dick fuck all for us if Elon buys Twitter.

Now, if he bought the WHOLE INTERNET, THAT would be exciting.

[Mister Obvious]

He should buy Google and just be done with it...