Disclosure & Attention Diversion: What are we missing, and what is the real story?

[Mister Obvious]

Bob must have more fangirls than ever before in his life after being the most viewed Joe Rogan podcast on YouTube.

I'm jealous.

[Mister Obvious]

Of the fangirls Bob's banging, not of Bob. Lol.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my damn.

This is gonna be good.

3:59 oh my God.

We're about to get legitimately schooled by Bob fucking Lazar.

I dunno if I'm ready for this??

(That's what she said.)

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God I'm smitten.

Officially smote.

Bob Lazar.

[Mister Obvious]

All this interstellar traveling stuff is disinfo though, just because it's not even aliens...

But that's okay. For some reason, Bob thinks the craft was extraterrestrial and I won't fault him for it.

Maybe he's come to different conclusions over the years. This vid looks like it's maybe 1991...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8027166

Ya.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob Lazar and Clif High...

My dream threesome.

[Mister Obvious]

If I had to choose just one, it'd be Bob though.

Sorry Clif, lol.

Your dick is too big for me anyway.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob's probably got a pretty big dick too though.



Oh well, I'll make it work.

[Mister Obvious]

Jiggle jiggle.

[Mister Obvious]

12:55 I'm paying attention to the lecture Bob, I swear.

[Mister Obvious]

(I'm not. Shhh, don't tell him.)

[Mister Obvious]

I wish to see Bob Lazar in the nude.

[Mister Obvious]

I gotchyer gravity A-wave right here Bob.

[Mister Obvious]

16:45 you can briefly touch upon this anytime, Bobby behbeh.

[Mister Obvious]

Nntz nntz nntz nntz nntz nntz.

[Mister Obvious]

Robert Scott Lazar.

[Mister Obvious]

Just covering all the bases.

[Mister Obvious]

(Pun intended?!)

[Mister Obvious]

Bob Lazar can bombard my proton anytime.

[Mister Obvious]

24:00 you can distort my gravitational field anytime, Bob.