Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user428]

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[user428]

Damn went to the beach again. It is the best place in the world. I hung out with my two friends, who are my closest friends that I have. Could not beat it. The beach is such a great place in So Cal.

[user428]

I got sun burnt too. But it is not bad, it will go away tomorrow. I have a good resistance to burning. I just need to get a base tan with my shirt off.

[user428]

There are so many babes at the beaches down here too, lol.

[Mister Obvious]

Burnin' a lil bit every now and then it just a part of life. It's all good. Living near the beach is probably the ultimate paradise. Then again, everything is relative... you'd get used to it if you were there all the time and it probably wouldn't seem as special anymore. I'd still rather live at the beach regardless though, lol!

[user428]

MO you would for sure be a beach babe, at least once in a while if you lived by the coast.

[Mister Obvious]

I am 100% for real, I'm moving to South Florida.

[user428]

That would be nice. Better than So Cal. Good call.

[Mister Obvious]

Constitutional concealed carry, no state income tax, beaches and sweltering heat, lmao hi I'm coming.

[Dark Dick]

I am 100% for real, I'm moving to South Florida.

See if you can get a location that's at least 20 feet about high tide.

I also thought about getting a plot under a highway overpass.  The elevated roadway will shade me druing the midday sun, and heavy rain showers.

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie, do you sleep in a hammock?

I slept in a hammock lastnight in training for my south Floridian lifestyle.

[user428]

Good call MO. You will be a Florida resident very soon at this rate.

[user428]

I would go with a nice sturdy pair of shoes, and not sandals for Florida apparel.

[Mister Obvious]

Boots... snakes.

[Mister Obvious]

Unless you're ON THE BEACH, leave the fucking sandals.

[Dark Dick]

Dickie, do you sleep in a hammock?

I slept in a hammock lastnight in training for my south Floridian lifestyle.

I put my mattress on the floor decades ago.

I'll sleep under your hammock.

Also, get a house made from cement bricks.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm...

Okay, Dickie, thanks for answering.

I'm gonna fantasize about you sleeping in a hammock instead.

[Mister Obvious]

Dickie in 20 years...

[Mister Obvious]

"From one incredibly old guy to another, I guess."

(No, this is not a reference to my sex life?!)

[Guest]

Think of me as judge Roy bean , I come here to lay down the law in these here parts
An I do mean lay it down