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I've never seen somebody slut themselves out in such a wholesome way as Steve though, so props to him for that.
He used to be a little shorter in his old videos, they weren't as thorough and sometimes he was low key snotty.
But he was younger then too, probably learned his way through it all, his channel is great so I'm proud of him.
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I did kind of prefer his old style filming, he used to just hold the camera on himself while he tried out the food, it was like a chin shot/up nose angle. I kind of liked it.
In the rest of his videos, I often find myself skipping through a lot of the parts where he's trying the food on camera, which is just insane because he's so hot (even in the absence of arm hair).
He's cool maybe he was just one of those dudes who was like a nerd in school and didn't realize he was good looking until later, now he just wants to maximize it. Though I'm not sure if that helps much. Not gay I just like to study people too lol
I also wouldn't be surprised if he had hoarding tendencies
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People are entertaining, interesting, and important, and that's why we must study and talk about them!
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THAT'S a 24 hour ration!?!?!??!!
Yikes a'mighty.
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I'm gonna keep watching Steve...
But this arm hair thing...
I won't be able to forget it.
I feel that I was naive before.
Steve taught me a lesson, but it was a silky smooth lesson.
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The shit ain't right. I feel betrayed in a way.
But I'm gonna let it go and I'm gonna keep binging on his channel at bedtime.
It's not JonLevi levels of lulling, but it's sufficient.
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20:23 so I was watching this lastnight and got super inspired by Steve's fish cakes.
I'd never made fish cakes, so I looked at a couple recipes and made up my own from there.
I pulverized three different kinds of Triscuits. Opened a can of salmon, took the bones out. Mashed up all the salmon, seasoned with some salt/pepper/garlic powder. Cracked an egg in the salmon and mixed it together. Tossed some capers on top, threw in the Triscuit crumbs. Mixed it all together, formed into patties. Threw 'em on the skillet (buttered and salted).
I mixed up some honey, black cherry jam, mixed in some orange marmalade. Diluted it with EVOO and balsamic. Stirred it til nice and syrupy. Preheated the oven and threw the browned salmon patties in, topped them with the syrup and baked at 400 for a while. Garnished with thin green apple slices and continued baking.
I sauteed some onions. Put together a nice small side salad of romaine and purple cabbage with chopped apples on top.
I'm pleased with the outcome, never even thought of making fish cakes before.
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1:36 I want some of that fucking crisp bread.
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I require pate in my life.
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14:22 this hamburger segment is making me horny as fuck. The bun looks amazing.
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11:46 I fucking love this guy.
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(08-06-2023, 09:54 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I want pate in my life.
Potted meat is poor man's pate.
Also, "Fish Cakes" is a good codename.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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Yeah, apparently the only "pate" available in stores is PET FOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
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If God had blessed Steve with nice healthy arm hair and he kept shaving it off til it wouldn't really grow back right anymore...
That would be a real kick in the nuts!
So Steve has been name dropped in the same vein as Reviewbrah and even... *cringe*... FEATUREMAN.
Yikes! Double yikes! Triple yikes!
The whole shaving the arm hair thing doesn't help, but that's just me.
Reviewbrah and Steve actually REALLY look alike though, lmfao, and they even live in the same state.
I don't think they're actually related, but then again, nothing would really surprise me!?
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For our fish cakes we just add flour and seasonings to the salmon and make it into a patty.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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There are five hundred thousand million billion different ways to make fish cakes... endless, literal eternal things you can mix in with it.
It's the same with pate.
We're onto something Dick.
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