Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1690164670441586688

Elon "Look How Great My Babychildren Are" Musk.

Elon "Aren't You Jealous?" Musk.

Elon "Plenty Of Frozen Sperm Left For You" Musk.

Elon "You Can Be My Babymomma Too" Musk.

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1691156487094308869

So apparently Elon is gonna be taking his self driving car to Zuckerberg's house tonight for an impromptu fight.

Reminds me of the scripted feuds between wrestlers.

NWA did great shit like this during their 2017 reboot, but they stopped taking things in that direction, and the juicy pre-brawl drama videos were ultimately deleted.

So I see this as the same thing, it's just... Elon Musk and Mark Suckerberg.

On the whole, I do get a not great feeling about it though.

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I mean what if Mark just sends security at Elon instead of actually engaging with him??

Lmao, if Zuckerberg was richer than Elon, maybe that would happen.

But Elon is the richest bro in the world currently, and I think that puts Zuckerberg in a weird position.

Marky Mark isn't even in the top 5 anymore. No offense.

I do not like the push to normalize Zuckerberg, even in a heel kinda way...

FB has bowed down to political censorship, big gov. cowing left and right, had privacy breaches on a never before seen scale...

Acting as if Zuckerfuck is likable in even a "love to hate" way is an atrocity.

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https://x.com/cb_doge/status/1691188592314343424

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1691191586024230917

"Mark's not here!" Roflmfao.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3hPGlLakAAlEbs?format=jpg&name=medium

Rofl.

The fact that Elon is so "prolific" makes this even funnier.

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https://x.com/i/status/1695405735814087002

I love Elon, he was so cute.

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I didn't watch this, but that thumbnail though.

Is that really what NeuraLink is gonna look like!?

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Das UHHHHGGGGLLLLYYYYEEEE.

OOG-LAY.

HUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH uh uh uh UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGLLLAAAAYYYYY.

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It looks...

Like an unbelievably bad idea in almost every way conceivable.

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There's just literally nothing that ISN'T bad about the entire thing.

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So let me get this straight...

A South African born Canadian gets American citizenship, then he builds rockets, digs massive tunnels, launches thousands of satellites into orbit, puts chips into people's brains, and for some reason, he chooses to do all of this from the United States?

Got it.

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Why is this guy the main puppet?

It's like all roads lead back to some weird ancient ruling bloodline, and there's the Genghis Khan ancestry theory too.

What kind of monumentally bizarre bullshit showdown are we witnessing here??

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He looks the part too...

Notice how ambiguous he looks.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/zM8vVo25knf6

32:40 word is, these people who run the world like a game originally come from what is now the Russia/Asia region, and they can blend into so many different parts of the world and look like a normal citizen... no one notices or realizes they're plants. They take over the local governments and conquer places strategically, that's why it's all been prophesied.

Just sayin'...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Ma...nical_Tale

"The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled 'Elon.' Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet." - 1949

So this has been going on for thousands of years, but the technology thing really puts a new twist on it.

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Maybe they found Elon frozen in the ice back in the 1930s when they discovered all the ancient tech in Antarctic archeological digs, and they reanimated him and now he's just picking up where he left off with his world domination plan.

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Maybe somebody back in the 1930s had loose lips, and Wernher von Braun was just writing about something he'd overheard or been told.

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https://perezhilton.com/grimes-begs-elon...to-see-son

So apparently now Grimes and Elon have a THIRD child together, but there's some kind of drama... it sounds like Elon isn't letting Grimes see their original kid, his little protege and replacement.

Newsflash, Elon, giving her more kids won't replace the one you're keeping from her, dumbass.

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I wonder if there's some kind of disagreement between Grimes and Elon on a fundamental level.

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Makes Elon sound like a nightmare though.

Maybe he's afraid he made a bad choice in babymommas and Grimes might fuck the kid's head up.

Why have more kids together then at that rate??

What a weird situation.

X is clearly Elon's favorite child, it's transparent as fuck. I guess I don't blame him though, I mean he does need someone who's been raised and brainwashed to carry on the mission.

It's seeming like a choice between Grimes flavored brainwashing, or Elon's brainwashing...

If I had to choose one that I would want for my hypothetical child, I'd definitely choose Elon.

Grimes is cool but she can't be trusted not to make her kids all weird.

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I feel like Elon is willing to just throw a bunch of progeny out there on random select... but he's chosen his first kid with Grimes to be his replacement.