Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

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Elon reminds me of one of my exes.

Which is hot.

But that's not why I think he's hot.

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It actually thoroughly creeps me out.

But also mildly arouses me.

And I'm talking MILDLY.

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And not the kind of mild where it's like, still low key hot.

I'm talking legitimate mild.

Which I honestly prefer.

But I digress, let's not get off topic here.

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/7edwvm2c6Ieuzun4xtFYCJ

39:45 alright, all this talk of ordering pizza is turning me the fuck on.

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How dare these bastards light my fire.

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HOW DARE YOU TURN ME ON.

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1:23:23 I like Jamie because he gave a plate to Joe first. See, this is why I watch.

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RFK Jr. kept calling Jamie "James" lol. His name is Jamier. So cute.

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I think it was RFK Jr. It was some full 'o shit politician type.

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1:25:10 watching Joe and Elon go ham on this pizza...

The smacking noises and the chewing sounds...

I feel something.

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It's making me feel raw desire.

Like...

Minimally.

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I can't even deny it, I'm fuckin' turned on right now.

I am.

This is lit.

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Elon just handed Joe an entire roll of paper towels.

I think I came.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9ywIYnagAA62Sb?format=jpg&name=medium

To me, the Cybertruck looks like something out of an old movie that tried to imagine what tech would look like in the future and ended up dating itself.

But there's nothing wrong with dating yourself, I'd date me.

It's just... meh I dunno, definitely looks like a prototype, a hella early version of something.

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https://www.timesnownews.com/world/elon-...-107410742

Good golly, Miss Molly, that kinda water will really dry ya out!

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Fucking lawl.

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FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

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Musk and Grimes filed child custody lawsuits against each other over their three children: X Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.

https://www.businessinsider.com/meet-gri...ic-music-1

That shit is hilarious, can I just be honest. Those kids' names would make Frank Zappa so envious.

Grimes appeared to soft launch a new relationship with DJ Anyma on Instagram.

But what do you wanna bet Elon is gonna HATE any dude that Claire is romantically involved with in the future?

Every single one.

Guarantee it.

I don't really see how she could love anyone besides Elon though. It's good for her to move on but... let's keep it real.