Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I forgot how much Elon Musk is like the super villain from "Die Another Day".

[Mister Obvious]

They're making progress with the URLs... e.g., X.com/elonmusk redirects to his Twitter profile.

Looks like their move to the X.com domain is like 80% complete at this point.

Only took a year, lmfao.

I didn't expect it would take quite that long.

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

When I saw this thread bumped, I was like "Uh oh, what's Elon done?"

[Mister Obvious]

I like the idea of the Starlink Mini. But looking at it also makes me feel like tech is still so archaic, this is so the early days.

Which seems kinda ironic since Starlink in general is hugely innovative. But hey, we all know Elon loves irony.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. "Cryptonite". "Crypto Knight".

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/20/grimes-el...cal-crisis

I'm assuming Claire isn't referring to their first kid who Elon carries around everywhere...

Likely referring to one of the other two that he obviously doesn't care about.

You're not even safe having kids with the richest man in the world...

Especially when he's on some Genghis Khan shit going around spooging out however many kids he wants with no intention of actually being in their lives or apparently providing any support for them whatsoever.

He can't keep up with 'em all...

Maybe the biggest red flag about the guy, at least on a very human level that is relatable to anyone. Cuz all the other shit he's involved in is not relatable in the slightest.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...-plot.html

Messy messy.

Trashy.

[Mister Obvious]

Just plain trashy.

See...

Elon's sexual conquests give away that he is a dumbass.

[Mister Obvious]

It's unfortunate.

[Mister Obvious]

Grimes is by far his most interesting babymomma. The rest are milk toast at best.

[Mister Obvious]

Amber Heard included...

Very basic women.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck dude, TBH, this Ashley chick is prolly his worst babymomma choice yet that we know of.

Cuz Amber Heard does have one of his children, but you never hear her talk about it... she ain't saying shit, at least not so far.

[Mister Obvious]

She probably just doesn't wanna have to go through another trial, lmao.

But...

Yeah, it's pretty disconcerting how trash his taste in women actually is.

It's just telling of him as a person.

[Mister Obvious]

It's embarrassing and lowers his value...

This whole "gotta knock up every woman on Earth" thing cheapens him.

[Mister Obvious]

Like...

Elon wanting you to have his baby is not a compliment.

[Mister Obvious]

Especially not at this point, with the track record he's working up... it's really not a desirable proposition.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. Elon looks like the one having the babies.

Are you sure he's not being surrogate to his own children?

[Mister Obvious]

Fkn lol! LOOOOL!!!

[Mister Obvious]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930718684819112251

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930717607453466970

Elon is acting like a scorned lover toward Trump and it's really not cute.

He better watch his ass, TBH, he could be putting himself at risk by behaving this way.