Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Dink Beaver]

I always thought you had those tendencies , moderator

[Mister Obvious]

Shoutout to my assigned agent who just listened to me slurp-sucking the water out of a half opened can of tuna.

[Mister Obvious]

Kids should be paid by the government to go to school.

[Mister Obvious]

It should be kept in a trust and the kids should be given a small portion of it as an allowance, and when they graduate high school, they get full access to the money.

[Mister Obvious]

If these kids are forced to sit through mindless indoctrination 5 days a week for 12 years, they should be getting paid for it.

[Mister Obvious]

Since school is only there to condition them into becoming good slaves for the workforce someday, then they should be fucking paid to attend.

[Mister Obvious]

GNOMESAYINNNNNNNNN'/!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

YEAH FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T NEED NO EDUMACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking revolutionary as fuck though. YAS. YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSs.

[Mister Obvious]

The Detroit Pistons just popped into my head randomly for no reason.

I had to Google it to make sure it was even a real team. I don't watch sports at all, so I dunno what's up with that.

Thought I'd mention it though... super weird.

[Mister Obvious]

Jamie Farr just popped into my head out of nowhere...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Farr

[Dark Dick]

"Desert Tacos".

"Dessert Tacos".

[Mister Obvious]

OT, but I feel so natural holding a microphone.

[Mister Obvious]

I smell like burnt pot roast.

[Mister Obvious]

"Bitch, I'm hungry!"

That's what my mind says to me VERBATIM.

Exact fucking words.

And I say, "You're not hungry, you're just thirsty."

[Mister Obvious]

It calls me "bitch"...

Like can we just for a second, it's...

Put some respect on my name ho.

Why you think I'ma feed you when you talk to me like that??

[Mister Obvious]

I'll feed you some damn sardines.

No hot sauce.

Come correct.

[Mister Obvious]

You come correct, maybe you get hot sauce.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe you get some of that Frank's muthafuckin' Red Hot if you put some respect on my name.