Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

SEIH roflmfaolol that's so hardcore. I heard that most people on Reddit are bots and you're usually talking to (arguing with) bots on there.

[Mister Obvious]

So I had a dream this morning...

I was feeling this old dude's boner through his jeans.

He was like...

Not hot and I didn't ACTUALLY want to fuck him but, for some reason I was stroking on that peener.

And I gotta admit, it was really nice. We were at some kind of public outdoor function of some kind, no idea.

He turned toward me, and I stood really close to him and just grabbed his crotch and then everything came to the forefront.

It was so firm and it felt warm and I think that's the most action I'm going to get for the foreseeable future.

This is probably just what happens when you've been celibate for years.

[Guest]

That sounds like an awesome dream MO.

[Mister Obvious]

Do you have a pair of denim jeans Dan? You can recreate this and see for yourself.

[Mister Obvious]

Yes, it does feel good.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. It could have been a stick of Werther's Original or Tums he had in his pocket.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL. It could have been a stick of Werther's Original or Tums he had in his pocket.

Damn I've really been wanting some Werther's lately.

I just don't like sucking candy if it ain't on a stick.

[Guest]

I really don't dream a lot, since I smoke the reefer. I have nightmares though. I do have sexual dreams occasionally. Those are like the only ones I have. Lol. None with MO in them yet.

[Guest]

My neighbor brought me water for free, bc I'm fixing a couple electrical issues on his truck. I used to work as a mechanic for my friend's company. I have a 350 gallon tank that we fill.

[Mister Obvious]

So General Tso sauce is actually really fucking good on salmon.

I was skeptical that it would be but it's absolutely delicious.

[Guest]

In my defense 9/10 women today are e-girls who wear clown makeup (literally not a joke), are a tik tok influencer, and wear a bra as a shirt. Not exactly marriage material. Lol

[Mister Obvious]

Dan wants a nice Quaker lady.

[Guest]

“Exquisitely moldy”

[GXT]

“Exquisitely moldy”

Lol this came from the basement of an ancient bar. When the first mold got there, no one had ever heard of a captcha.

[Mister Obvious]

This morning I was laying in bed thinking about mold and how bad that shit is. I was just thinking about how it can totally hide in places. It's really fucking insidious TBH.

Seriously, the reasons for just living in a shed and then getting a new one every decade or as needed is a WAY better idea than houses.

Houses are... OLD tech.

[Mister Obvious]

100%.

[Mister Obvious]

Shed it up. $10k get you a nice shed. Put some nice fixings in that bitch, get you a 3 ft. granite counter top. Luxury.

[Mister Obvious]

Big pimpin' shed.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't nobody need a damn shower. You just need a hose. Get you a hose.

[Mister Obvious]

Get a hose and a kiddie pool. In the winter you just take a sponge bath. Wash your hair in a 5 gallon bucket.

Live a little.