All Time Favorite Figure Skaters

[Mister Obvious]

I would constantly be running my fingers through my hair and standing in front of a full length mirror flexing and stroking my abs.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd be making fuckboy faces at myself in the mirror.

[Mister Obvious]

Awwww he's adorable.

[Luscious Atari]

I have to get up at the you-know-what crack of dawn to get to the airport. Enjoy the rest of the performances!

Closing comment: Yauhenii Puzanau Is so fine.

[Mister Obvious]

Have a great trip man!!! Goodnight!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Jari Kessler is about to FUCK some shit up, I can tell.

[Mister Obvious]

I'ma have to go full screen to watch this sumbitch.

[Mister Obvious]

Figure skating is so fucking lovely dude, fuck my nuts.

[Mister Obvious]

Skate to Milano has gorgeous designs under the ice too, it's very classic and understated... it's not distracting, and the borders look great too. That's what so great about the lead up to the Olympics... fewer uglyass ads plastered all over everything detracting from the glorious beauty of the skating.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jari_Kessler

He played POND HOCKEY before switching to figure skating.

This guy loves the ice, period.

His skate wasn't perfect but it was very much artistry. Very artistry.

[Mister Obvious]

He's now right behind Petr in the scoring.

[Mister Obvious]

You know what, he fucked up just as much as some of the other dudes, but for some reason he got a higher score.

For someone like me just casually watching and having zero concept of how this shit works, it's moments like this when things just feel right and fair.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay they're pronouncing Semen's name "Suh-mahn"... I love it.

[Mister Obvious]

Burak Demirboga...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burak_Demirbo%C4%9Fa

Never heard of him, but I'm excited to see him.

I've actually only heard of ONE of these dudes on this schedule before, Donovan Carrillo.

So basically, Donovan is the Ilia or Yuma of this lineup.

Davide Lewton Brain looks like he might be exciting. You don't see too many bald figure skaters.

Kyrylo Marsak has a nice widow's peak.

[Mister Obvious]

Donovan Carrillo is prolly gonna come in and beat Petr, which makes me kinda sad.

I gotta keep it real, it's gonna be hard to beat Petr in my eyes.

[Mister Obvious]

We're "starting to enter into that conversation about Milano"?? Say what, Mark? This is ALL ABOUT Milano.

It's the freaking qualifiers.

[Mister Obvious]

Davide Lewton Brain looks like he might be exciting. You don't see too many bald figure skaters.

He's about to be on. I dunno what to expect.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh he's got the drama. I love it.

[Mister Obvious]

He's um... really really really good.

[Mister Obvious]

I think he's about to beat Petr.