If I go to your Instagram and the first thing I see is your buttcheeks...

[Guest]

well i would love to massage your ass in a nice pair of jeans , or if you ever decide to wear a little summer dress then i could really do my magic

i have my massage therapist liesense

[Mister Obvious]

Buttcheeks have to be naked to be massaged effectively.

[Dj.R@N$OM]

You been istastalking me?

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

If I go to your IG and I fail to see your pretty face I am not following you.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I'm into good looking faces, man...

Nice body is a great thing too, but it's not the most important thing to me.

You look at peoples' faces when you're talking to them, not their fucking buttcheeks.

[Lucas]

Yeah I'm into good looking faces, man...

Nice body is a great thing too, but it's not the most important thing to me.

You look at peoples' faces when you're talking to them, not their fucking buttcheeks.

i think that is a big problem  when it comes to voting  , people casting their  ballots  based on the facial appearance  of a candidate ...its why we never got ross perot  as president clearly the most competent man who ever ran 

there is just too many dumbasses  that  vote based on looks at the end of the day   and i think its a part of the reason why we have such tyranny now

[zenba]

grimmlord has a theory about this and i tend to agree with it.

america used to be much more breast focused. breast focus is nurturing focused. it has since become butt focused. his view is that bill clinton mainstream`d buttstuff, but i argue that internet porn is responsible for that. either way, the butt is not nurturing, entering an exit is degenerate and spreads disease as opposed to nutrients.

the trend of the family unit disintegrating correlates strongly with the rise in buttfocus.

[Guest]

Yeah I'm into good looking faces, man...

Nice body is a great thing too, but it's not the most important thing to me.

You look at peoples' faces when you're talking to them, not their fucking buttcheeks.

i think that is a big problem  when it comes to voting  , people casting their  ballots  based on the facial appearance  of a candidate ...its why we never got ross perot  as president clearly the most competent man who ever ran 

there is just too many dumbasses  that  vote based on looks at the end of the day   and i think its a part of the reason why we have such tyranny now

   

[Mister Obvious]

I completely agree, Genba.

Thanks for bringing up the serious deeper meaning in this.

[Mister Obvious]

I find titties mesmerizing...

Ass is not mesmerizing.

A fine ass is a glory to behold indeed, but in no way are they equals.

Having titties out and flopping around is less vulnerable than exposed ass.

Asscheeks shouldn't be exposed...

They should be protected.

You use the ass all the time, you gotta sit on things with it. Having it exposed and vulnerable is just stupid and in my opinion it shows a lack of intelligence and common sense.

Yeah we were born naked, and supposedly in the garden of Eden we were naked...

But that whole story was a picture of the 'perfect world' with no dangers present whatsoever.

That's not the world we live in and people need to cover their buttcheeks up.

If you're not on the beach or right by a swimming pool, there's no damn excuse.

You step away from the beach or the pool, you need to cover it up, it's not okay.

I mean...

Actually I wouldn't even wear something that exposes my ass at the beach either.

I want a one piece with a skirt on it. That's my kinda bathing suit.

But then at the same time... if it was a secluded location, I would sunbathe naked for sure. If it was super private and no one was gonna see.

I think everyone should have their own island. Then we could all be naked and alone and expose our bits to the sun.

[Mister Obvious]

There is just WAY too much ass on Instagram...

Seems like it’s getting worse.

They should just call it Asstagram.

I’m glad I’ve never shown my ass on Instagram...

I mean, you know shit has really gone awry in the world when it’s basically a miracle that you haven’t shown your essentially naked ass on Instagram.

[user113]

You must worship my buttcheeks! The power of Christ compels you!

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I find titties mesmerizing...

Ass is not mesmerizing.

A fine ass is a glory to behold indeed, but in no way are they equals.

Having titties out and flopping around is less vulnerable than exposed ass.

Asscheeks shouldn't be exposed...

They should be protected.

You use the ass all the time, you gotta sit on things with it. Having it exposed and vulnerable is just stupid and in my opinion it shows a lack of intelligence and common sense.

Yeah we were born naked, and supposedly in the garden of Eden we were naked...

But that whole story was a picture of the 'perfect world' with no dangers present whatsoever.

That's not the world we live in and people need to cover their buttcheeks up.

If you're not on the beach or right by a swimming pool, there's no damn excuse.

You step away from the beach or the pool, you need to cover it up, it's not okay.

I mean...

Actually I wouldn't even wear something that exposes my ass at the beach either.

I want a one piece with a skirt on it. That's my kinda bathing suit.

But then at the same time... if it was a secluded location, I would sunbathe naked for sure. If it was super private and no one was gonna see.

I think everyone should have their own island. Then we could all be naked and alone and expose our bits to the sun.

I think buttcheeks are more robust and can take a pounding compared to boobs, if you don't take care of the boobs you can get cancer, have you ever heard of butt cancer, I didn't think so, that is unheard of.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe buttcheek cancer isn't a thing but...

Rectal cancer is real bro.

[Guest]

Maybe buttcheek cancer isn't a thing but...

Rectal cancer is real bro.

But you can't get rectal cancer from "butt exposure" hahaha

[Mister Obvious]

LOL this conversation is funny/tragic.

Farrah Fawcett died of rectal cancer...

[Mister Obvious]

[Crille]

2:33 dude in the middle reminds me of George Dubya Bush.